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Jessica Stretching Pioneer Simpson - 14th January
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5ft 3 inch Jessica and her Mum revealed last week that they were worried about Jessica's out of proportion body in her earlier years. Her legs were short and dumpy and her upper body quite large by comparison. This worried their family to such an extent that Jessica revealed in WENN, "My mom was so worried that I would grow up looking strange. So every night before I went to bed, she would pull my legs and stretch them so they would be in proportion with the rest of my body."
Now, there are sites out there where people wear 10lbs of ankle weights every night in an attempt to stretch their legs. The net result of the efforts of 99.5% of these people? 1mm growth. I can just picture the Simpson clan's ritual every evening at 9pm: Ashlee furiously holding down Jessica's shoulders, Mother yanking on her left leg, Father pulling like a champion Tug-of-war hero on the right, screaming: 'OK, everybody, on my count....PULL....PULL...Jessica you'll be 5ft 9 in no time Honey', while Jessica's bones miraculously grow!
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