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Editor Rob says on 23/Jul/09
This is the final post on the glenn page.
It will be retired now. I thought a few months would be sufficient for people to have their say on him and I think it's better now to move on.
TELLEM says on 23/Jul/09
you can all come at me and throw me whatever you want, but i'm not replying. Because i said what i said, and there is no denying that its the truth, you guys bringing up Glenn are COWARDS and PATHETIC. and you can't RUN FROM IT. TELLEM says on 23/Jul/09
whats wrong metric? did that hit too close to home? you and EVERYONE else who keeps bringing up Glenn on a negative level is a COWARD and PATHETIC. the truth hurts and none of you WOULD EVER spew that in front of him. shows what type of people you are. Anonymous says on 23/Jul/09
What happened to roger?
[Editor Rob: he said he had no reason to visit the site and was quitting it...yet he still came here and threw a few underhand jibes.
well I made sure Roger was a man of his word...he can now do something creative with the time he wasted here, maybe he can write an essay or two on the virtues of his idol!] Metric says on 23/Jul/09
Tellem and a concerned reader : I have made A FEW posts about Glenn. Not "several hundred"! You two just showed your true IQs. Pretty sad. Brad says on 23/Jul/09
Maybe his Portmans are 3.5"? Eton says on 23/Jul/09
Pathetic is a 5'6.5" self-proclaimed "height expert" wearing 3.5" lifts to raise himself to a giddy 5'10", and then claiming 5'8" below the picture. That's what pathetic is, and just in case you're saying, "huh?", I present to you this classic exchange from Glenn's page, early 2006:
Kats says on 8/Apr/06
Glenn, were you more than 5'9 in shoes next to Beyonce in that picture? If so, I might need to change her (and other celebrities I base her on)...
Glenn says on 9/Apr/06
Yes Kats.I was 5-10.edu- Whos Mark? Brad says on 23/Jul/09
Pathetic is riding in from the Bronx to sit outside a hotel for hours waiting for Fred Durst or looking barely 5' 6.5" with Emile Hirsch with 5' 8" listed underneath. Imagine doing that night after night, year after year. I wonder if he ever got a Fred Durst red cap signed. Sick, I know. TELLEM says on 22/Jul/09
did i mention that its also downright pathetic? TELLEM says on 22/Jul/09
A Concerned Reader says on 22/Jul/09
Hey Metric, I'd wager to say the guy who has made hundreds of Glenn related posts over a period of several weeks is the one who isn't mentally sound. I mean, dude, could you get any more creepy, obsessed, and stalker-ish? You've been obsessing over this dude Glenn for months and you don't even know the guy. It's weird and unnerving.
i agree. its also downright cowardice. Brad says on 22/Jul/09
Hey Gonzago, this is a celebrity height site and his own height was not the 5' 8" listed under his photos people judged celeb heights with, not to mention his Portman advantage. Gonzago says on 22/Jul/09
Wow! Glenn is gone again! That really sucks, because I enjoyed some of his numerous postings and especially his photos. The number of celebrities he ran into was huge and he added a lot of interest to this web site. A Concerned Reader says on 22/Jul/09
Hey Metric, I'd wager to say the guy who has made hundreds of Glenn related posts over a period of several weeks is the one who isn't mentally sound. I mean, dude, could you get any more creepy, obsessed, and stalker-ish? You've been obsessing over this dude Glenn for months and you don't even know the guy. It's weird and unnerving. Brad says on 21/Jul/09
I said that 3 years ago Ahleks and the Portman advantage wasn't even a factor in that opinion back then. He needs to eat his Lucky Charms and pray a McCartney or Starr grab his sharpie. Metric says on 20/Jul/09
IMO Glenn is/was not 100% sound in the head. He did mention his anxiety but I think it goes deeper than that. This would also explain his chaotic professional and personal life situation. It's a common trait among nutjobs that they can't make either one of these two function. As much as I'm inclined to hate Glenn for what he has done I also feel a profound pity for the man. Ahleks says on 20/Jul/09
The whole site is messed up because of Glenn's ridiculous claims. A lot of celebs are listed 1 inch taller than they should be. Brad says on 20/Jul/09
Under 5' 6.75" after a day in a car averaged with other measurements is 5' 7" peak. Glenn's medical friend is a duck sound. He ain't coming back. Metric says on 20/Jul/09
File Glens "medical friend" under 300 lbs bench press (weighing 145 lbs and looking thin thin thin)!
I don't think you get to know too many doctors in jail. ;) Dylan says on 20/Jul/09
Rising Force - That is a good point you raised about Jenny's height. I had not realised Jenny lost up to one inch during the day. I don't have any problems with Glenn other than the fact that he inflated his height to 5'8" and called everyone who doubted it losers. It would have been a nice gesture on his part if he had said after the measurements something like, "sorry guys I thought I was 5'8" but I was wrong." If he had made a statment similar to that I doubt he would be getting many of the negative remarks he is now. I am prepared to conceed that he measured himself inaccurately when he thought he was 5'8", it could have been a genuine mistake although I doubt it, I think Glenn was just in denial. I was once in a similar position myself. Some years back I was at the doctors surgery when they took my height. I had always measued 5'7.5" in the morning and 5'7" later in the day, however, on this occasion at the doctor's surgery for some reason I measured 5'9". Deep down I knew it was a mistake but I went into denial and thought to myself, if the doctors measure me at that height it must be right and I went round saying I was 5'9" and people believed me because being very slim they thought I looked that height. Then one day I thought to myself if the doctor's surgery had measured me at 5'6.5" less than I actually was, I would probably have disregarded that measurement and stuck by my real daytime height of 5'7". I think this insecurity about height is quite common with males. At one time 5'8" seemed to be the cut off point, no guy of 5'6" would ever admit to being less than 5'8" and no guy of 5'4" would accept being less than 5'6" I don't think women have such insecurities. Parker says on 20/Jul/09
Phil - There's nothing wrong with being 5'2. Its as far away from the average that 6'4 is, but in this heightist world we live in, 6'4 is somehow seen as 'better', which is why a lot of males, especially young males 5'7 and under are insecure and self conscious about their height. And if you don't believe me, go and read the general height page and read about how 'depressed' people are at 'only' being 5'11 - Phil says on 19/Jul/09
Exactly Rob, there's nothing wrong with being 5 ft 6.75,but
Glenn was so insecure and self-conscious about his height. Shawn says on 18/Jul/09
Yeah, but Glenn's friend in the medical field measured him at 5'8, said in NO WAY was he 5'7, so his word is gospel. He also thinks we're pathetic and said morning height is "true height." Haze says on 18/Jul/09
i dont start losing noticeable height untill about 20-25 minutes from waking. im sure glenn was very near if not at his peak height during the second measurement considering how quickly he dropped height.
glenn -
5'7 1/8 morning
5'6.5 evening burby says on 17/Jul/09
Rising, 5'7.5" is totally wrong for Glenns wakeup peak. Going by morning height is inaccurate, because (most people) lose height quickly after wakeup. Glenn laid out in the back seat to "ace" his "booking photo." Midday is the fairest IMHO. That would make Glenn a weakened 5'6.75 at his best to the 5'6.5 "close". He ruined this site. Almost 5'11 Stallone? 6'1 Willis? Kevin Connolly 5'5? Piven "looked" 5'9? RDJ 5'8? Go to the Emile Hirsch page - "I seen da top of Penns head." Emiles' bootwear must have been insane. Funny stuff. RisingForce says on 17/Jul/09
Brad, how is he 5'7" peak when he measured OVER that once? Dylan, you're forgetting that Rob has measured Jenny as high as 5'9.25" and as low as 5'8.25" so it is possible to shrink an inch. I see no reason why Glenn couldn't go from 5'7.5" to 5'6.5". Shawn says on 17/Jul/09
I think Glenn should be allowed back, so long as he admits he isn't 5'8. He'll probably never settle with the fact that he's under 5'7, so we can allow him to state he's 5'7. Rob, would you ever consider it?
[Editor Rob: glenn isn't coming back.] runt says on 16/Jul/09
So now it's being suggested that he not only loses a massive amount of height, but that he does so faster than normal. If that's true, then it makes his morning height all the more irrelevant. Metric says on 16/Jul/09
How can Glenn be a security guard when he is so short?? In Denmark a 5-6.5 male gets ZERO street respect.
Most sec guards around here are 6-3+. The only one I know of who is as short as Glenn is the security guy at a mall in the other end of (my) town. I still remember the first time I saw him. I was like "WHAT THE F**K!!???" And then he looked at me and his expression was all like: "Yeah, I know..." Lol. No, but seriously. I actually think a guy that short invites to WAY more trouble than having no security at all!! I can just imagine the teenagers at the mall provoking this guy simply to see if they can start a fight with him! It's crazy. Back when I was in high school we had a math teacher who was only 5-6. We boys were around 13-14 yrs at the time and all we could talk about was which of the male teachers we thought we could mess with. Call it youthful optimism (and stupidity). Anyway, everyone were certain we could take this tiny math teacher. We had another male teacher who was 6-3 and 270 lbs (fat, but lots of muscle too). No one EVER thought about messing with him (or claimed that they could).
Ahh, those memories... TELLEM says on 16/Jul/09
i agree risingforce. i'd peg glenn at 5'7.25-5'7.5 morning peak. And i also agree that there's no chance he was at his peak, a bit over 5'7, when measured in the stadiometer by rob after getting out of a car and walking up to the hotel. hi says on 16/Jul/09
hey Metric I see your point. Rob can be mad at him.
But isn't the point of the website to discuss celebs' heights? Now, on this page, people are getting a kick out of imagining Glenn sitting in front of his computer and feeling miserable/infuriated because he can't do anything about it. And we've also got some (pretty good, I must admit) imitations of Glenn. Is that really the goal of the website? If you're honest, you know it's not. Everybody is spitting at Glenn and mocking his insecurity.
Soon, you'll have new posters who weren't there when Glenn was around and they will all join the bandwagon and start mocking him, too. What's the result now? Glenn is still playing such a big role in this website, he doesn't have to be there and everybody is making him more important than he really is. We're in the exact same situation that Rob wanted to avoid in the first place.
I'm just saying: let's rise above this, and keep this site a useful site where one can debate without hard feelings. Brad says on 16/Jul/09
5' 7.5" is insane. Look at him with Jenny. He's a flat 5' 7" at peak, 5' 6.5" in photos 7 hours out from Mario Biaggi's old haunts, 5' 6" pre '94. Hey Shawn, think he went McCartney hunting this week? "I need ta find da Beadle to pay my child supput". I wonder if he got Ronald McDonald's signature on an 8 by 10 at the Gun Hill Road appearance. "Mistah McDonald could ya sign it to Murray Schwartz?". I hear he waited 2 hours to get Daffy Duck at a Warner Bros. store once. "Mistah Daffy, please, just 2 more on deez hats". Mister Priestley, how tall are you? "I'm 5' 8". "Just like me, yeah, dis photo with you iz grate, I prooved my height". Dylan says on 16/Jul/09
Rising Force - I agree Glenn could be 5'7.25" out of bed but not a fraction over. The average person loses 1/2" some 3/4" I doubt anyone loses more than that. I am 5'7.5" on rising and by the time I go to bed at night I am 5'7" I never drop below 5'7" whether I have had a great day, a stressful day, a relaxing day or a day of heavy lifting. The mere fact that Glenn measured slightly below 5'6.75" in one of his photographs is proof enough to me that he is no more than 5'7.25" maximum, possibly even less. Daniel says on 16/Jul/09
Glenn's face in the picture above makes me think he's pissing off, ha ha ha! Daniel says on 16/Jul/09
That's very funny Shawn, I remember having read those posts by Glenn back in the day, ha ha ha! Daniel says on 16/Jul/09
Good post ACG, ha ha ha! At least you showed some sense of humor instead of devoting to Glenn's defense. Good! Shawn says on 16/Jul/09
G: "Moronic, one-dimensional losers like Brad still can't accept that I'm 5-8. 1000s of photos of other 5-8ers like me with DeNiro and you still think im 5-6. I just embarrassed you and showed you for the fool you are. Brad, if you got bucks, come to NYC sometime, we'll take barefoot pictures. Stallone might be here too, then I can make you look double the fool." RisingForce says on 16/Jul/09
It's pretty much impossible that Glenn isn't atleast 5'7.25" out of bed. Rob's correct when he says that Glenn is likley in the 5'7.5"-5'7.8" range out of bed. Glenn simply couldn't get to the hotel room quick enough to not lose 1/8 inch from his out of bed height and it's highly unlikely he recovered every fraction of his max height. Brad says on 16/Jul/09
He never came back for the final measure. Gee, I wonder if the Volvo was back in The Bronx. Head out the window: "Sal, remember, large fries". He can always be a security guard again. He can point his flashlight at people: "Who goes dare...I seen you spwaypaintin' dat wawl". Shawn says on 16/Jul/09
Typical Glenn comment:
you are all losers. any of you ever met a celeb? i think not. me and my friends all laugh at you, youre so pathetic. all my friends agree with me at 5-8, and several at the site have met me and say that im 5-8. some even say i can look 5-9. also, me and my peers had a discussion about nas' height and we all agreed on 5-10. 5-10.5 on stallone. he stood right in front of me, not you guys. the morons of this place, i dare some of you to come down to NYC and say these things to my face. i can model my 5-8 physique for you while youre here. Metric says on 16/Jul/09
This is to hi who posted on 15/jul 09 - Rob is perfectly entitled to be angry with Glenn. Think about the amount of time and energy Rob spent on their partnership. And then it turns out that Glenn was lying the whole time and thus jeopardizing the credibility of this great site and everything that Rob has worked for! All this because the deluded little nitwit couldn't accept that he is NOT 5-8 and NEVER was and NEVER will be!
Somebody like Glenn needs to be whipped in his place! He was rude and deterring to the site and he acted like a bully from prison! But hey, wait a minute! Thatī s exactly what he was! A prison bum. Metric says on 16/Jul/09
Glenn and his supporter mutts all stunk of insecurity. And talk about a distorted sense of reality.
One big, happy family.
Hail to the dogfather. Metric says on 16/Jul/09
To be honest I never thought Glenn would show up at Robs hotel! All his talk about being busy, and Rob picking the worst time of year BLAH BLAH just stunk SO BAD! It was like the perfect prelude to bailing out (on his word). Glenn was nothing but bad excuses.
But he had great pics. Yeah, well... ACG says on 16/Jul/09
greg says on 13/Jul/09
There's a great movie in here somewhere. The scene where Glenn get's measured...Get writing Rob. Plenty of potential cameos!!
[Editor Rob: who would play Glenn and who would play me?]
Since Hollywood always dramatizes things......
glenn: Danny Devito
Rob: Jeff Goldblum runt says on 15/Jul/09
I tend to think that in many photos he didn't wear portmans because in some photos he looked shorter than in others. In every photo where the same celeb who took a picture with Glenn also took one at another time with Rob or Mamun, G looked shorter than Rob or Mamun compared to said celeb. G would get called out on it each time (and there were only a couple of instances like this) and then there would be an "explanation". I would think that this wouldn't've happened at all if G were always wearing portmans. Brad says on 15/Jul/09
5' 7" average is his peak. He's no dummy, he got a hold of a car and was in it for 7 hours. He measures "peak" at around 5' 7" and then 7 hours later running around midtown with his bag of stuff he's 5' 6.5" or possibly under. What is so hard to figure out? You put on 7 hours lugging a bag from hotel to hotel, club to club then get snapped, you measure less than the peak. Remember that garbage he spewed that he was "so busy" for that time of measuring. He wasn't busy at all....he had that car and 7 hours to prep for his measure. "Experiment"? No, it was avoiding the 5' 6.5" which would have been reality if he was busy since 9 A.M.. Hey Dylan, he was "up" for 15 minutes. Hey Bam, he never "thought", he "knew". When you are a flat 5' 6.5" coming in at 1 A.M. after sig hunting, you aren't close to 5' 8" to begin with. bam says on 15/Jul/09
i think brad is right. Glenn probably did lay in a car for 7 hours, for an "experiment". If I were measured 1.5 inches lower than I thought I was I would make sure to sleep as much as humanly possible. hi says on 15/Jul/09
ok he wrecked the site. but now we know, right? i mean it's right there for us to see on top of this page. a clear 1.5 inch difference. there shouldn't be any debate about it now, rob measured him and provided photographic evidence of it. why don't we close this case? i only see revenge here. TELLEM says on 15/Jul/09
eton: that IS NOT 5'6.5 MAN! can't you see??? thats above 5'6.5, not 5'6.5, don't try and change things to fit your theory. Dylan says on 15/Jul/09
Brad - Perhaps I have missed something here but how can 5'6.75" be his peak when the other photograph shows him at 5'7"? I apologise for going over this again but how long had Glenn been up before he measured 5'6.75"?
[Editor Rob: if glenn can measure almost 5ft 7 and 1/8th after a rest then his peak his morning is at least that, the minimum you can argue is 5ft 7 and 1/8th. And that would be based on an assumption he lay on his back in a car for 7 hours and got into my apartment within a couple of minute of this...] Brad says on 15/Jul/09
Hey Dylan, he gets lower. Fot the 16th times: that is his peak. At 7 hours after waking he'll drop. Hi hi, he wrecked the site for accuracy. Rob photos are great to judge. The G were a 5' 6.5" person listed at 5' 8". Wish I knew about the secret email Rob got from him. Give us a hint. I bet he was naughty by nature somehow and he got caught. RisingForce says on 15/Jul/09
Tellem is correct. Based on most of the evidencet he safest height estimate for Glenn's average height is 5'7" because we know for a fact he can measure taller or shorter. I'd bet money that he does drop down to 5'6.5", but that he wakes up at atleast 5'7.5" which would once again make him on average, 5'7". hi says on 15/Jul/09
Rob, i don't get this. This page has turned into a giant lapidation scene. Ok the guy is concerned about his height, he's 5'6.75" and wishes he was 5'8". Big deal! The vast majority of people visiting this site have a weird relationship with their height as well. Why single out one person and make him the laughing stock of the celebheight community? It's clear that he personally hurt you, but I don't see the point of getting your revenge publicly like this. You took out all his photographs with celebs, so there's no way he can mislead anyone now. My suggestion is: close this page for comments, put him at 5'6.75" and sum up the whole story yourself on it. And let's move on. Please show some class. Dylan says on 15/Jul/09
Eton - Hmmm, I said 5.6.5" myself in my last post, now looking again I stand corrected, Glenn looks nearer 5'6.75" in that picture, whether or not he gets any lower than that, is difficult to say. Eton says on 14/Jul/09
Tellem, the link didn't work last time so I'll try again - a photo of Glenn at 5' 6.5" - not 5' 10", not 5'9", not 5'8", not even 5'7" - it's photographic evidence that Glenn is 5' 6.5", and here it is: Click Here
And just in case that didn't work, here it is again:
Click Here Brad says on 14/Jul/09
Hey Tellum, that's a "morning" peak height sleeping in a Volvo all day. 5' 6.5" is reality with Emile, Shania, Matt, etc.. Go back and read '06 posts: "I'm 5' 8" dammit, Rob I'm warning you I'll leave if they don't stop saying I'm 5' 7"" TELLEM says on 14/Jul/09
Sorry Eton, but glenn never reached 5'6.5 in the pics, so saying he'd be 5'6.5 is more of a theory than a fact. FACT: he reached OVER 5'7, so rob having glenn at 5'7, isn't out of the qustion. Metric says on 14/Jul/09
Ok, I see Brad. My bad. Heh. Brad says on 14/Jul/09
I don't live in Palm Springs all the time. I got a guy who takes care of the place, his name is Cisco from Indio. I'll take another Cisco over a medal, not calling anybody a water boy. Nah, Porties wreck photographs. G had major issues with height. Yes Eton, great post....7 hours out from the Bronx and those measurement tool figures would be lower. Volvo-ing with a pillow creates morning height at 5 P.M.. Hey Tellum, believe me, there are people who want to meet him if you hit search enough. He'll be doing this lugging n waiting at age 60. Can you imagine if he tied in his photos with a money making site instead of selling to people who do this already. No computer, no munny. That sux. Metric says on 14/Jul/09
GREAT post, Dylan! Metric says on 14/Jul/09
Brad - Who the f**k are you calling "water guy"?? Brad says on 14/Jul/09
No, I need a new water guy, Cisco is drinking too many cervezas and not watering the blue flowers on the side. Frank2 gets the medal, he's reality times 20. Vaj is A.W.O.L.. Q is prepping 007's Aston Martin with a dart gun. G is thinking about retiring, joining Cro-Mag in Dallas. Ahleks says on 14/Jul/09
Rob loses 0.5 inch after a hard day of work and obviously Glenn loses 1.5 inch because he's wearing a bag, and under great stress. Parker says on 14/Jul/09
If you think he had Portmans on in every photo Brad, then 5'8 would be a good reference to use against celebs don't you think? Dylan says on 13/Jul/09
Brad - Good post. I think that was why Rob eventually had to get rid of him because the whole site was being arranged to satisy Glenn's 5'8" height fantasy, it became a total farce at the finish. By giving Glenn is own page Rob unintentionally created a monster. Glenn, as you say wanted everyone banned who even hinted that he might be less than 5'8", in retrospect what I find quite ironic is that even when the photographs were shown, he still insisted he was 5'8" and that the photos of him were just taken at the wrong time after a long arduous day, for some unknown reason Rob only reduced his height to 5'7.5" even after the photo evidence. Rob, in my opinion was being generous to Glenn by saying he was photographed at 5'6.75" and 5'7.25" he was barely over 5'6.5" and nothing over 5'7". Then one day we see Rob has reduced Glenn's height to 5'7" (still generous when you consider Rob only has himself listed as 5'8") and there is no Glenn. Did Rob have to ban Glenn in order to list him somewhere close to his real height? Or did Rob just get fed up with Glenn insisting all celebs were taller in order to his own fanatasy height? I doubt if we will ever know for sure. I just think it is a pity that someone who contributed so much to this site in the early stages could not have just been a man and accepted his true height. After all he couldn't help being 5'6.5" anymore than Brad could help being 6'5" or whatever. Those are the cards that were dealt, you just have to accept it and get over it.
[Editor Rob: there's nothing wrong with being 5ft 6.75, but I think glenn was more concerned about his height than he wanted people to think.] Eton says on 13/Jul/09
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TELLEM said on 13/Jul/09
Eton, Glenn did reach 1/4 over 5'7, so how is 5'7 not accurate? he WAS measured at that height aswell, so 5'7 isn't out of the question, 5'8 was.
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With respect, Tellem, consider the evidence more closely.
Day 1, Glenn's evening height was measured at a fraction over 5' 6.5"
Day 2, after having slept much of the day in the back seat of a car, he arrived fresh as a daisy to have his "morning height" measured - and that did indeed prove to be 5' 7"
Now let him have breakfast, run some errands, then head off to work. Catch up with him many hours later after an evening spent trekking around NYC autograph-hunting, and put him back on the stadiometer - his height will be 5' 6.5" or less, guaranteed. That's the height we saw him at in his photos, and so that's the problem - gullible souls such as myself just blindly believed Glenn's claim of 5' 8" as being his true height, and we interpreted his photos accordingly. Now we feel we were led up the garden path by the nose. Oh well, one lives and learns, hopefully. greg says on 13/Jul/09
There's a great movie in here somewhere. The scene where Glenn get's measured...Get writing Rob. Plenty of potential cameos!!
[Editor Rob: who would play Glenn and who would play me?] TELLEM says on 13/Jul/09
This is seriously getting WAY out of hand. Enough of this CRAP being spewed about Glenn, its been going on for 2 LONG MONTHS!. Why don't you just go OUT and FACE the MAN already!
TELLEM says on 13/Jul/09
Hey Brad, why don't you just go to the bronx, meet Glenn, and let all your anger and frustrations out on him face to face already, which i'm sure he'd do the same by the way. He shouldn't be too hard to find. Oh, and bring a camera. Seriously bro, squash all this hate and meet him. Brad says on 13/Jul/09
You've got a 5' 9" Stallone (in effect) handing him his lunch. Under his photo it said "5' 8" Glenn". It even said that under the "young Glenn" photo which made Glenn very happy. That photo caption was changed later on. 5' 8" was a stone joke as I said to him 100 times. 5' 7.5" was equally a farce. 5' 7" is peak height after getting up out of bed or a Volvo. 5' 6.5" is dead on for 7 hours later getting snapped. He wore Portmans which wrecked any logical height judging anyway. Like sandals/sneakers versus those monsters. I'll bet on Porty. Just look at him above with Rob. Yes Eton, that's reality. He wrecked this site because 85% of the people who clicked on used his mug to celeb mug with 5' 8" underneath as their thinking. He's 5' 6.5" and a pair of big freaking heel between his feet and pavement in those shots. Look at Penn with Emile then Glenn with Emile and G saying "I seen da top of Penn's head". File under Shania. Metric says on 13/Jul/09
Brad deserves a medal.
He is along with Q, Vaj and Rob are the true heroes of this site.
If only Glenn had not lied about his height and conducted himself better he could have been a hero too. The biggest one actually. But he was just too f**ked up in his head.
A shame really. TELLEM says on 13/Jul/09
Eton, Glenn did reach 1/4 over 5'7, so how is 5'7 not accurate? he WAS measured at that height aswell, so 5'7 isn't out of the question, 5'8 was. Dylan says on 13/Jul/09
Eton has raised a good point. No disrespect to Glenn but he was measured a mere fraction over 5'6.5" and at his highest 5'7", Now Rob is 5'8.75" first thing and he has stated himself that he measures 5'8.25" after a day of heavy lifting, yet he lists himself as 5'8". My question is, if 5'8" is good enough for Rob why can't 5'6.5" be good enough for Glenn? Eton says on 13/Jul/09
This is so frustrating. Brad, amongst others, tagged Glenn's height correctly at 5' 6.5" a long time ago, without the advantage of a stadiometer, using nothing more than good observation and plain commonsense. Fast forward to the year 2009, when a stadiometer confirms that Glenn is indeed just one-eighth of an inch above 5' 6.5", as evidenced here: Click Here all of the Glenn photos taken in Rob's hotel room, I see a slight rotational tilt in the camera which raises Glenn's side of the photo slightly, plus his head is tilted backwards in every shot, raising his chin and thus raising his eyeline significantly. Take account of those two factors and he is clearly seen to be no taller than 5' 6.5"
The evidence is there for all to see, yet Glenn remains listed at a misleading and hopelessly optimistic and inaccurate 5' 7", and that anomaly calls into question the credibility of the whole site. Yes, I know it's only a fun site but we should strive for some level of accuracy too. TELLEM says on 13/Jul/09
thank you rob. he DOESN'T look a flat 5'6 next to rob. Brad says on 13/Jul/09
He's a flat 5' 6" pre '94 and 5' 6.5" in everything photographed evening after '94. He spent a day in the Volvo. Volvo? '79 Malibu maybe. Look at him above, he's getting cleaned by a duece. Jenny just destroyed him like Stallone did. Editor Rob says on 13/Jul/09
He wasn't 5ft 6, although he could appear near that height when standing with poorer posture. About 5ft 6.75 is being accurate and fair for an evening height, and about 5ft 7 on the night he spent some time in the 'back of the volvo'. the shredder says on 13/Jul/09
Metric , you can't judge height , Glenn shorter then 5'6 , lol ! OH wait , you think Think Tom Cruise is 5'6 , your a troll ! Metric says on 13/Jul/09
He could even look 5'5.5. the shredder says on 13/Jul/09
Metric , he does not look 5'6 flat next to strong 5'8 Rob , Glenn is atleast 5'6.5 ! Brad says on 12/Jul/09
Imagine him visiting Rob at 11 P.M. after a 7 hour romp out of the Bronx boots to pavement the whole time. You wear Portmans you got height issues like the Slyster. Metric says on 12/Jul/09
He looks 5-6 flat next to Rob.
Trying to fool everyone into thinking he was as tall as Rob was retarded.
But so is spending time in jail.
Brad says on 12/Jul/09
2" easy on those Portmans. I pulled store shelve Doc's (low cut) off a shelf and was amazed what increase in height those things can get. Imagine those Porties against some celeb in sneakers or "sandal" like Woody. Just look at him above with Rob, that's somebody 5' 6.5". Dylan says on 12/Jul/09
Brad - You may have answered this quesion already but how much do you estimate Portmans add to a persons height? MOF says on 12/Jul/09
Glenn is a subject of a funny story. When I first discovered this site in 2005 Glenn was starting to publish his celebrity photographs, for some reason I never believed his 5'8" claims, he just didn't look it. He made some celebrities look much taller than they actually were, but of course I never met them, so I just thought so without any proof. I've been visiting here off and on since 2005 and it's very funny that Glenn has been officially debunked. I always thought he was kind of a d#&chebag (forgive me) and I consider someone like Frank2 a much more reliable source, mostly because he isn't a douchebag and doesn't have a height complex like Glennie boy. Brad says on 12/Jul/09
I'd pay to hear his comment on a "Irish actress" Jenny side by side with him in a photo. Portman 1" add for the G. "She's 5' 10" cantcha tell? I mean just look at da photo, look at it, screw you (fill in the blank person) I'm not 5' 6.5"". Throw the stick away, this lollipop is done. Shawn says on 11/Jul/09
For almost every celebrity Glenn saw, chop off an inch and a half/two inches of whatever he estimated them at. Glenn sees Colin Farrell and Kevin Bacon at 5'11. Everyone else sees them at 5'8.5/5'9 tops. Glenn sees Stallone and Johnny Depp at 5'10. Most others see them at 5'8,5'9. The celebs Glenn claims are 5'8 (Christian Slater, Mark Wahlberg, Axl Rose, Eddie Van Halen, Fred Durst, and many more) are probably 5'6-5'7 like he is.
Like others have already said numerous times, in Glenn's inflated world of height, Rob would be "5'9.5", pushing 5'10" and Jenny would be "a solid 5'10" Brad says on 11/Jul/09
"Shoes"? Try Portmans. Daltrey got Ported. yoyo says on 11/Jul/09
Glenn was certainly 5ft8 with shoes.. Brad says on 11/Jul/09
"Wob, the Irish actress might be 5' 10.5", yeaaaah" (Lovitz New York accent). bam says on 10/Jul/09
imagnine if jenny was in heels. She would obliterate glenn. "She's pushing 5'11, you should change this rob" RisingForce says on 10/Jul/09
Glenn didn't think he shrunk 2 inches in a day, he thought that was possible because Danimal claimed he did once. Glenn thought he shrunk from 5'8" to 5'6.5" on a really bad day. Which isn't that crazy of a belief, maybe it's a stretch but going from 5'7.5" or 5'7.75" right of out of bed to 5'6.5" on a tough day is believeable. I'm pretty sure I've shrunk 1 1/8 inches before when I was doing very physical working and only sleeping 2-3 hours unless I measured myself incorrectly. Shawn says on 10/Jul/09
Checked out Portman's page. Couldn't find any 12/6/06 post Brad. Glenn never admits to wearing those boots. It's anybody's call as to how many other shots he's wearing those boots in.
His James Woods picture was a full-body shot too. He was wearing regular running shoes in that from what I recall. Brad says on 10/Jul/09
Natalie gets the once over. Rare photo, head to toe with footwear. Portmans. Brad says on 8/Jul/09
12/6/06 Portman post if you can download it. He looks a flat 5' 6" plus Ports. 5' 3" is wrong. She's 5' 2". Hey Haze, make the guy taller with Iron Maiden, he's getting thoroughly owned by a 5' 9" NB large. BD stayed clear of the train wreck. Daniel says on 8/Jul/09
Rob, that "Anonymous" was in fact me, and I never step over the mark in comments. I just talked about Glenn and make some funny comments about him Shawn says on 8/Jul/09
Haze, could you post the actual photo by any chance? Haze says on 8/Jul/09
The original photo of Glenn and Natalie is linked here
Click Here Taylor says on 8/Jul/09
Interesting. Does anyone have a link to this rare photo? Anonymous says on 8/Jul/09
Rob, how come my 3 last posts on this page have never shown up?
[Editor Rob: what did the comments say? I am likely to delete some posts if they step over the mark.] Brad says on 8/Jul/09
He sure looks tall with Nat'. 6' 5" in lifts with ease! Those Portmans really help. Imagine them on with Stallone, gee Eddie no wonder he looks tall with Sly. Well Beav, finish your cornflakes and we'll find the Iron Maiden lowcuttahs. Yea, he said he was in jail for a few times. Got Milk? er, munny to pull his D.O.C. jacket?Kojak: "Crockett, get me his jacket". I already disclosed my info last summer on his hiatus period. I always wondered why he never told anybody where he sold his items. I got the answer 3 years ago. The Rob secret email he got (never disclosed) I'm sure was tied into his personal life.You think meeting Roger Daltrey he wasn't packing major heat, er Portmans? "Rob, I disagree, I think the Irish actress Jenny is 5' 10", I mean I'm 5' 8" and she has me by 2 inches". Metric says on 8/Jul/09
Haze - Lol. I can see ACG sitting and just EATING up your last post thinking: "WOW WOW finally someone with a little sense on this site!!! YES YES my master and mentor Glenn Cunninghame is 6-2!!! YES YES"
;) Haze says on 8/Jul/09
the portman photo is a little dark. so i lightened it up a bit..... and wow am i shocked.
In better lighting glenn is seen standing easily 6'6. But upon closer inspection i see that he is sporting at least 4 inch lifts. So i am officially changing my opinion of glenns height to a strong 6'2 barefoot. and about 6'5 or 6'6 in his lifts.
Also after enhancing the lighting you can see the sheer shock on the lady behind glenn when she realises how huge he is. its quit shocking
Click Here
this photo puts all discussion to rest. case closed folks! Haze says on 8/Jul/09
never mind ;) pic found. this people.... is the infamous portman shot Click Here Metric says on 8/Jul/09
Dylan - Yeah, I remember back when Glenn insulted Mamun and called his collection "neanderthalers" and C-grade!!
He exhibited a profound DISDAIN for Mamun as well as everyone else on this site (save maybe the supporter mutts)!
Hell, even Rob was not immune to the wrath of Glenns vicious tongue! He called Robs collection B grade on at least one occasion!! Think about the nerve this little pr*ck had!!
Then later when Rob allowed him back after his first ban it was all of a sudden;"Oh, I respect Mamun and Rob, they are both great guys, great pics blah blah".
Yup, straight from the heart, eh Mr. Cunninghame??
No, not really. Like any self serving egoistic, little pr*ck Glenn was just bending himself backwards in a desperate attempt to please Rob and not get kicked off again!
That was his biggest fear: To live without the attention he was showered with on this site.
And then he said he wasn't comfortable being a minor internet celebrity??
Yeah, right!
It was his whole life! bam says on 7/Jul/09
taylor, the portmans are the massive boots glenn wears. Brad thinks glenn
wears them to appear 5'8. Theres a picture of glenn with natalie portman,taken by a random photographer on the internet. Brad thinks glenn got caught.
tNTinCA, glenn thought he was 5'8 even after the measurements. He fought for his morning height of 5'8, even though 5'8 rob towered him. He thought the measurements changed nothing.
Glenn thinks he shrinks over 2 inches throughout the day. Haze says on 7/Jul/09
tnt. he knew all along. he has little man syndrome and couldnt deal with reality. quit pathetic when you think about it. He was a rude, ignorant man with little to no respect for anyone that didnt live in his fantasy world. Brad says on 7/Jul/09
Portmans are these big boots he got caught wearing in a VERY rare shoe to top of head shot of Glenn takin by a papparazzi of Natalie Portman leaving Madison Square Garden with Glenn in the shot. They were huge. He looks really short even with them on. If one thought he was 5' 10" with them on I got land on Mars. The Jenny shot with him says it all. "Rob, da Irish actress in 5 feet 10" See!". Imagine him standing there after hours in a car and: "Ummm, just under 5' 6.75"." Dylan says on 7/Jul/09
Metric - I agree. When Glenn was first on this site his contributions were really beneficial, he was a little bit touchy but nothing to speak of. I think his real aggression started after Rob gave him his own page after that it seemed as if he pulled all the strings on here. He seemed to resent Mamun making contributions and became really defensive about his height. He had never looked 5'8" to me and I remember posting a question to him on here in a polite manner saying, "Glenn, are you sure you are 5'8" because I am 5'7.5" int the morning and I think I am taller than you." Glenn's response was; "Rob, ban this loser Dylan, I don't have time for this." I didn't want to be banned so I did not say anymore, it seemed at the time to me that Rob did whatever Glenn asked him to do. I thought to myself, we can debate the height of any celebrity on here so why should anyone get banned for disputing Glenn's height. Metric says on 7/Jul/09
On the Geddy Lee page it's funny to see how 5-6.5 Glenn is threatening EVERYONE and challenging people to come to NY and start a fist fight with him!
Reality is that tiny Glenn would get his ass kicked 9 out of 10 times in any average streetfight!!
I mean he was fat = SLOW and admitted himself that he couldn't even benchpress 100 lbs today (because of an injured wrist).
Yeah, that sounds like the recipe for an Ultimate Fighting Champion to me!
Lol.
Actually the only thing I can come up with in Glenns defense is this:
If he really did spend time in jail that might explain his extreme paranoia and hostility towards others.
Being tiny as he is he probably got his tiny ass kicked ALOT (in jail)!!
And probably also when he was growing up in NY!
That's not even fun, actually. Metric says on 7/Jul/09
Just read on the Geddy Lee how Glenn boasted about having been arrested "several times" in the past!??
Now, of course with Glenn the first assumption must always be that it is just another lie??
But. Could it be true?? Was Glenn in jail??
Maybe this has something to do with the GRAVE issues that Rob and Brad have hinted at previously but refused to divulge any further??
Regardless my respect for Glenn is 100% gone by now. Lenad says on 6/Jul/09
dude he looks like 3 inches shorter than you!! TNTinCA says on 6/Jul/09
I am curious about one thing. (And I don't know enough about the Glenn saga as most) Was this just an honest mistake on Glenn's part or was he actively pumping his height? Also, why did Glenn decide to no longer be a contributor to this website? Was it embarrasment over this whole fiasco? If he legitimately thought he was 5'8" and it was just an error in judgement, what's the big deal? TNTinCA says on 6/Jul/09
There is absolutely no way Glenn could be close to 5'8" in the morning and then be under 5'7" in the evening. A full inch of height loss due to daily factors? Sorry, but that doesn't fly.
As a frame of reference, I decided to diligently measure my height change during the day just to see how much it fluctuated. My gf measured my height straight out of bed at just a tad over 5'10". (Maybe 1/8 inch above) In the evening, after being on my feet all day, I was measured again at 5'9.75". Given a slight margin of error, my height fluctuated by barely a 1/4 of an inch. For Glenn to be 5'8" in the morning and then under 5'7" in the evening is a trick only ET could have managed with his telescoping neck.
My suspicion, based on extrapolation of my own height change, is that Glenn is barely 5'7" in the morning and then drops down to 5'6.75" in the evening. As per Rob's measurement. A 1/4 inch height change is about the most that I can see occurring in someone in the lower end of the height spectrum. I can imagine taller folks changing more radically; but that is relative. runt says on 6/Jul/09
Brad says on 4/Jul/09
"Yeah, obsessing over some guy's height who makes his living standing in front of buildings is pretty pathetic, but what else do we have to do? Watch a Hannah Montana beach ball drift across a pool?"
Since Miley Cyrus was born in 1992, next year the answer will be YES rony192cm says on 6/Jul/09
Big King says on 19/Jun/09
I doubt if Glenn really hits 5'8" in the morning. He's a legit 5'7.5" guy anyway.
Legit in this context. Your nick should be BigIdiot or as a euphemism BigRetard. Taylor says on 5/Jul/09
BRAD, what the heck are "Portmans"? Someone asked you awhile back but there has been no answer. I scoured the internet trying to find out what a Portman shoe is but found nothing. Shawn says on 5/Jul/09
I hope Brad continues openly speaking his thoughts on G, and that Rob allows the comments to fly. I just read comments on Bret Michaels' page, and on Geddy Lee's page. Holy ****, the chaos. I wouldn't be surprised if Glenn put a fist through his computer. Talk about a rude, narcisscistic little asshole. The guy measured under 5'7" twice out of three times and he still wouldn't admit he was wrong.
The mental image of Glenn's jaw hitting the floor when Rob said "Glenn, you're just a smidge under 5'6 and three quarters." Must have been priceless. Alex5 says on 4/Jul/09
And seriously, people, it's 1.5 inches, assuming glenn's 5'6.5". It's really not that much. Stop ranting about it. Daniel says on 4/Jul/09
And yes, he indeed was shocked when the truth arrived! Look at his face in that photo above! Ha ha ha Alex5 says on 4/Jul/09
Brad: we get it, Glenn isn't 5'8". So now that you're aware of that, just consult the photos with the newfound knowledge that you have, that's all. I wasn't here for the whole glenn fiasco (why was he banned by the way, just curious?) but I think it's kind of time to move on. DuDe says on 4/Jul/09
What a joke this guy is...does anybody knows what he has to say about all this? LoL Brad says on 4/Jul/09
I probably said he'd be closer to 5' 6.5" after that laffer. I'm to guess the usual suspects nodded up n down with G. Imagine Rob measuring him 6 hours later after the under 5' 6.75" measurement. "Well G, I'm coming up with under 5' 6.5"". Dylan says on 4/Jul/09
Rising Force - I feel ridiculous disagreeing with you over a mere 1/4" however, if we are to get real here, I think Rob was a tad generous when he stated the measurements he took of Glenn. He was basically 5'7" in one photo and a fracton over 5'6.5" in the other, he probably achieved the 1/8" extra by pushing himself upwards as Frank2 suggested he was doing in that photograph. Now before you say it, yes I am speculating but I honestly think a more realistic assumption would be maximum 5'7.25" minimum 5'6.5" based on the evidence we have seen. I do not believe anyone unless they have some kind of back problem (as one poster on here indicated he suffered from) loses more than 3/4" in the course of the day, in fact I think the majority like myself only lose 1/2" whether they have had a heavy day or not. If any posters disagree with me then by all means say so, I am only going by personal experience and by other people I have spoken to. zedrein says on 4/Jul/09
What exactly did Glenn say that apparently got him removed from this site anyway? Maybe he just has a different sense of humor than us? Brad says on 4/Jul/09
Yeah, obsessing over some guy's height who makes his living standing in front of buildings is pretty pathetic, but what else do we have to do? Watch a Hannah Montana beach ball drift across a pool?, a boxer yawning and suckling on a chew toy? Watch The Who live in '75? Nah, bust G's ridiculous height scam that jacked this site for years, Portmans not included. Jenny the Irish actress: "5' 10" Rob, with ease". Jon Lovitz: "Yeeea, dats right, 5 feet 10". Just imagine the Porters he had on with Daltrey. Fix the X? Brother, the X prevents laughter scooter. Alex5 says on 4/Jul/09
First of all to the people obsessing over his height: get over it.
Secondly: there's a number of pictures of glenn and celebrities on the site where the picture is just a big red x - any way to fix that? RisingForce says on 3/Jul/09
There's no chance that Glenn got to within 1/8 of his maximum height resting in a car for a bit and then walking to the hotel. He'd have to be atleast around 5'7.5" out of bed based on that second measurement. Maybe that's all he reaches, I don't know. Daniel says on 3/Jul/09
Why do some people waste their time replying to such nonsense like RisingForce and ACG write about Glenn's height? It's obvious they are his unconditional supporters and will never accept the facts shown by Rob. burby says on 3/Jul/09
Brad, I don't wanna seem silly, but why do you call Glenns footwear Portmans and Maidens? Just want to know, thanks. Spice 1 says on 3/Jul/09
Im Sure by all of Rob Pics that Glenn is a very strong 5'6.75. Brad says on 3/Jul/09
Glenn has never been 5' 7.5" in his life. Dylan says on 3/Jul/09
Rising Force - What you are saying is that Glenn loses between 1" and 1 1/4" in height in the course of the day. I am no expert but I think that is highly unlikely if not near impossible. I would go along with 5'7.25" maximum in the morning but no more. RisingForce says on 3/Jul/09
Glenn defintley wakes up at atleast 5'7.5", but his lowest is probably 5'6.5". It wouldn't surprise me if he woke at 5'7.75" considering that second measurement. 5'8" out of bed does seem a bit high considering that he dropped below 5'6.75", but I'm no expert. Brad says on 3/Jul/09
Sure Peter, he got measured at peak hour and was exposed. Brad says on 2/Jul/09
Being a security guard and sticking an 8x10 in the face of a celeb isn't exactly like going to get you out of the Bronx. Ya gotta go for it. If he went door to door finding '66-'74 Fania/Tico/Latin record albums in Puerto Rican neighborhoods he'd be much richer. Metric says on 2/Jul/09
Well said, James. Peter says on 2/Jul/09
It's been a while since I checked this site, can someone fill me in on exactly what happened with Glenn? Brad says on 2/Jul/09
That fraction is already in a measured out of car measurement. Stick on 5 more hours and he's Emile'd to reality with a 5' 8" figure listed for him in above photos. We won't talk about his boots to celeb shoes. Brad says on 2/Jul/09
Just think TNT what G would have said at your beach sighting. He'd say he met Sly 23 times in all types of footwear with swear words attached. Look at him Portman'd out with Hirsch. I'll let Sean Penn's smirk standing next to Emile be the photographic attach to this post. yoyo says on 1/Jul/09
thats many picture of Glenn with celebrities photo taken at night makes them downgrade an inch since Glenn was not 5ft8 at real. Pierce Brosnan with Glenn makes Pierce 5ft11 at night.. Glenn reach Michael Cain Eye-Brown to say Cain was about 5ft10.5 at night.. TNTinCA says on 1/Jul/09
Brad,
I haven't been following this site as religiously as some. I only have moderate knowledge of all the Glenn shenanigans. I do remember him flying off the handle at a few folks here. But I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. But I was always confused with his pics since I have come across some of the folks he took photos with and I knew they didn't quite appear as tall as they seemed next to an alleged 5.8" Glenn. The Stallone one was the most telling for me since I actually met Sly when I was vacationing in Miami. He was on the beach and barefoot so I got a very good gauge of his height. My gf at the time said he appeared shorter than me (I am just under 5'10"); but in Glenn's pic, he looked 5'10". So now it all adds up. That supposed 2 inch height advantage I saw in the Sly-Glenn photo was real but the lower height was 5'6.5" (and change); NOT 5'8". Brad says on 1/Jul/09
He'd go beserk if you pressed the issue he was 5' 7". At 5' 6.5" he'd go "see how crazy that is, hahaha", then the usual suspects would laugh with him. He got buried with the under 5' 6.75" measure. The shovel was thrown in after. Again, if Jenny was an actress he'd say she was 5' 10". Metric says on 1/Jul/09
Glenn and his supporter mutts always treated Brad (and Vaj) like dirt.
I myself believed Glenns 5-8 claim but I never acted like those b**tards did!! Not even when debates got heated.
IMO some of these embarassing mutts should have followed Glenn and his exit.
But that's up to Rob, of course. Brad says on 30/Jun/09
Hey James, G said he was a legit 5' 8" (and he confirmed it so said G) by Frank. I think he was 5' 6.5" like he is hours out of The Bronx from his around 5' 7" peak. No TNTinCA, the truth was out 3 years ago when I said he's 5' 6.5" in photos. Stallone at 5' 8.5" or 5' 9" in effect eats up 5' 6.5"/5' 6" pre '94 with ease. Anybody need height sandals? Ask Sly, he crucified G by 4". TNTinCA says on 30/Jun/09
So the truth FINALLY comes out.
I always knew it looked funny with those pics of him next to Sylvestor Stallone and Tom Cruise. Gave the impression they were taller than they really were. Brad says on 30/Jun/09
Yeah, but what was Glenn wearing? Portmans? Low cut Timb knock-offs like with Iran Maiden? He's getting owned large by Jenny the "I'm sure she is 5' 10 inches" actress. Somebody should just pull his NYPD jacket and get the photos up. Maybe he can rap he's 5' 8". Frank says on 30/Jun/09
Brad i was not lying it was hard to judge the difference between 5ft 7 and 5ft 8 I did have the heel advantage over Glenn i was wearing Police Boots with a 1.25 in heel Yes when i seen the pictures i did not realize i was that much taller than him In the Gary Sinise Picture Gary had the heel advantage over me Brad says on 30/Jun/09
Frank owned him large. Frank said Glenn looked 5' 8" so Glenn stuck it like a dart for "prooved" history. He's gone, we don't know why really. Probably wanted a big slice of pizza from the Rob pizza pie or was a pain in the a$$ on a daily basis or told Rob his measurements were garbage and 5' 8" is reality. Lotta choices. Frank says on 29/Jun/09
James when i met him i had boots on with a 1.25 heel i did have the Footwear advantage over Glenn in the Photo I happen so see him on my dinner break and this woman took our picture Joe says on 29/Jun/09
>>Frank says on 27/Jun/09
Joe, you cant be Serious?? Glenn is a nice guy i met him and took pictures with him Hes no where near 5ft 9 so 5ft 10 is Insane <<
Can't be serious about what?
I was telling Dylan that "oldglensfriend" had to be joking buy claiming Glenn was 5'10". I know Glenn isn't no where near 5'10". Chuck says on 29/Jun/09
I remember Frank's photo, he looked like an actor and proved Glenn was well under 5' 8". Frank says on 29/Jun/09
James i met Glenn only once in person but i spoke to him on the phone a couple of times.... bam says on 28/Jun/09
thanks rob, i'm not surprised at all. By the way about the glenn pic above, do you think thats what a typical 1.6 inch difference looks like? Because it looks like more, like frank2 said. Do you agree? If you were to add lines onto the picture, lining it up with a measuring tape, that pic would show a perfect 1.6 inch difference?
[Editor Rob: I'd have to replicate the height with the same camera because in the stadiometer 'comparison' the camera is higher than Jenny was holding it...it makes very small difference.] bam says on 28/Jun/09
rob, do you agree with what frank2 said? About not stretching yourself and standing upright when getting measured?
[Editor Rob: standing upright but not forcing anything and having a natural stance, in comparison to me really trying to force up my spine to my absolute maximum...it doesn't add more than 2mm for me.] anonymoose says on 28/Jun/09
I easily see 1.5 inches in the pic.So what happened to Glenn?? I was not following this site for a few months so I don't know.Rob did u ban him?
[Editor Rob: yes I wanted celebheights to be glenn free from now on.] Frank says on 27/Jun/09
Joe, you cant be Serious?? Glenn is a nice guy i met him and took pictures with him Hes no where near 5ft 9 so 5ft 10 is Insane oldglennsfriend says on 27/Jun/09
I think its a conspiracy between rob and glenn so that theres more action on the site and they make more money. Its all rigged trust me glenn is not 5'6 hes 5'10 they just want to make a lot of money Dylan says on 27/Jun/09
Joe - Well it's difficult to tell who is joking and who is being serious on here since people like ACG suddenly made an appearance but if he was joking then I apologise to whoever it was. Maybe Glenn was also joking when he said he was 5'8" this whole Glenn Page is getting to be a joke now. Joe says on 27/Jun/09
>> oldglennsfriend says on 27/Jun/09
Ive known glenn since highschool i mean the guy is tall hes like 5'10 barefoot i mean those pictures with rob has to be rigged i mean glenn is a legit 5'10<<
>>Dylan says on 27/Jun/09
Oldglennsfriend - How did exactly did Rob rig the pictures?<<
Obviously he's joking. leonari says on 27/Jun/09
Brad: Let it go damn it! Shawn says on 27/Jun/09
Ya know, it's funny, I remember a number of occasions Glenn stated his ideal height would be 5'10, because he wasn't into the idea of "being too tall." That was when he thought he was 5'8, so an additional two inches from his perceived height. So I guess Glenn really meant 5'8.5"-5'9" would be his ideal height? Dylan says on 27/Jun/09
Oldglennsfriend - How did exactly did Rob rig the pictures? By making Glenn go down on his knees when he was measured and had his photo taken? Still, just to humour you we will say Glenn is 5'10", which makes Rob 6'1" and Jenny 6'2", Stallone at least 6'1" not to mention Emile Hirsch 5'10" which I guess makes Sean Penn 6'1" too. So by your reasoning everyone on this height have lied about their heights just to make Glenn shorter, which means this isn't "celeb heights" it is "conspiracy to make Glenn shorter heights." Do you realise how pathetic your post is? Or would you even know what 5'10" looked like if it stood up and hit you in the face? bbfan2009 says on 27/Jun/09
Hahahaha, even Glenn's friends have a 'height denial' complex. Yes, Glenn must be 5' 10", which makes you feel taller in turn, lol ...
Yes James, 5' 6.5" is an evening height for Glenn. But Rob is 5' 8" at evening. oldglennsfriend says on 27/Jun/09
Ive known glenn since highschool i mean the guy is tall hes like 5'10 barefoot i mean those pictures with rob has to be rigged i mean glenn is a legit 5'10 Ace says on 26/Jun/09
That would actually be pretty funny Brad, a talking Glenn doll with all of his usual catchphrases. bbfan2009 says on 26/Jun/09
I still find it hilarious that some people consider the idea of Glenn being 5' 8" in the morning. He was 5' 6.69" at 5: 30 pm. Imagine at 10 pm; 5' 6.5". A short man will NOT lose 1.5" in a day. The AVERAGE man loses 0.7". Metric says on 26/Jun/09
Lol, some funny posts coming in! Brad says on 26/Jun/09
Glenn got over 1 and 1/4" loss.Mahaha. Pull the string and hear the Glenn doll: "I'm 5 fing 8, Rob I'm telling you these people are bothering me, I might take my pictures, tell them to stop saying I'm 5 feet 7". Okay Glenn, you'll measure under 5' 7" and yer 5' 6.5" tops in all your evening pictures. Annoyed says on 26/Jun/09
Daniel.......check Rob's page.....thats all I'll say on that. Daniel says on 26/Jun/09
A full inch height loss? Come on! That's ridiculous! Half an inch maximum in a short or average person is reasonable. Brad says on 26/Jun/09
He has never been 5' 8" in his life. No third meeting, that figures. Tyrese 5' 10.5", wears Timberlands which might be customs so you don't really know, Shia 5' 8".. Annoyed says on 26/Jun/09
been a while since ive been on and this is still raging away! lol, I think Glenn is 5'7.25" Morning , 5'7" flat most of the day and then 5'6.75 - 5'6.5" in the evening. We just dont know his average height loss, I start at 5'8" and end at 5'7" ( but this is with 9 hour shifts in a physical job 5 nights a week so I might lose less than that sometimes, I honestly dont know ) So I guess Glenn COULD lose a whole inch similar to myself and Rob, but with those measurements, it is hard to believe Glenn could ever hit 5'8" at any stage, the tallest Glenn could ever hit is 5'7.75" but that would need him to undergo a full inch height loss which is common but not definite by ANY means. Parker says on 26/Jun/09
I think one poster has hit the nail on the head. If we cannot agree on a guys height that's been measured 3 times and is standing barefoot next to the editor who's measured himself a 1000 times what chance of any of us agreeing on a Celebs height, but I guess that is what makes this site so entertaining.
If Rob was 3 inches taller than Glenn, Glenns eyeline would line up against Rob's mouth. They don't, they line up somewhere against Rob's nose. Glenn is 1.5
-1.75 inches shorter. Eyes to bottom of nose = 2 inches. Height is personal to people - some are very height conscious and other don't give a stuff. A girl I work with told me once she was 5'7 - More likely closer to 5'7 and 7/8 but she said 5'7 - anyone height conscious would say 5'8. Both are technically correct...she lookes a solid 5'8 to me.
[Editor Rob: that's one photo where using eyelevels is tougher because Glenn's is near 3/4 inch shorter in the photo...
if you went by that you'd say there's only an inch difference!] burby says on 26/Jun/09
Brad and Frank2, do you have heights for Tyrese Gibson and Shia Labeouf? Is 5ft 10 for Tyrese accurate after the Mr.R body double debacle(see the Mark Wahlberg page), and is Shia 5ft 7 to 5ft 7.75? Thanks in advance. Barry Langcaster says on 25/Jun/09
5'6.75 does look accurate from this photo, and before his true height was discovered I always thought in the back of my mind that he was less than 5'8. bbfan2009 says on 25/Jun/09
Rob says there is 1.6" difference between himself and Glenn, as measured. 5' 7" listing is generous for Glenn, since we don't use morning/near morning heights on this site. 5' 6.75" would be more accurate. Perhaps 5' 6.5" even, inline with Rob's listing. THE REAL ANONYMOUS says on 25/Jun/09
The pics of Glenn with Rob had me thinking that Glenn seemed anywhere between 5'6-5'6.5. Thats what I believe. I see a minimum of 2 inches between both Ron and Glenn. Dylan says on 25/Jun/09
Brad - As a matter of interest I looked up what Frank2 stated and he is absolutely correct when he says you should maintain an upright posture without forcing yourself up when being measured and if you stretch yourself then this is not your true height. Whilst I agree that Glenn was stretching himself in those photographs, I also believe Tom Cruise does exactly the same in almost all of his photographs, therefore if you feel Glenn is under 5'7" surely you cannot still believe Cruise is 5'8"? Fairs fair! Frank2 says on 25/Jun/09
peteyork, think about it. You're sitting at your computer being offended by me saying Glenn is 5'6". This should be all taken in the context of amusement, not regarding as serious. I mean, come on! peteyork says on 25/Jun/09
frank2 your taking things from one extreme to the other. 5'6 3/4 for glenn or 5'7 fine. a 3 inch difference is twice what it is in the picture. you are coming over as being petty now, your feelings are clouding your judgement. if you have nothing good to say about him, move on to something else. Frank2 says on 25/Jun/09
[Editor Rob: I told glenn to stand at his tallest for his measurement and for our first photo.]
Ah, that's explains it. Glenn is 5'6"! Brad says on 25/Jun/09
Connolly? I can't remember the side by side. Yeah, he's in "effect". The Scottish actress pretty much stopped that. Yeah, Cruise is 5' 8". He has Pitt like posture. Portmans can do wonders. Camera angles also. I want them NYC Sly sandals bro! We can make a fortune! Frank2 says on 25/Jun/09
Because it's a false height. People aren't as tall as when they stretch themselves up as Glenn is doing. I went to an orthopedic doctor because of a disc problem and he explained it to me. If someone stands erect, but doesn't force themselves upward to reach an imagined height, then that's their correct height. To stretch is false. Perhaps this is why I tend to see everyone as being shorter since in the early morning if I measured myself and did everything in my power to make myself taller, I'd be closer to six feet. But it's not correct. bam says on 24/Jun/09
frank2, why can't your full height be you standing as straight as possible? It certainly makes sense. DuDe says on 24/Jun/09
So this guy still think he's 5'8 eh after being measured...man just look at the look on his face next to rob...oh man unbann him and bring him back here...I want to read the replys for the lulz omg lol... Dylan says on 24/Jun/09
Rob - You may have been asked this before, if so I apologise, however, when you measured Glenn was his posture relaxed or was he stretching upward as Frank2 suggests he is doing in the photograph?
[Editor Rob: I told glenn to stand at his tallest for his measurement and for our first photo.] burby says on 24/Jun/09
Brad, the Hirsch with Penn/Vedder/Bale/Clooney photos are all hilarious, but I still see less than 5ft 5 for Hirsch, sorry. What do you think about my Kevin Connolly 5ft 4.25 estimate BTW? With Rob the Rugged Axe Man and Jenny the Glamazon, Glenn has the Stallone effect with matching hernia in full force. His chins are starting to secede from his union sans the NY sandals. ACG says on 24/Jun/09
And might I add, you can see me commenting on both Ryan and Gerard's pages WAAYYYY back to before this "ACG the upgrader" thing ever came about.
So I'm not just spontaneously making crap up to cover myself. ACG says on 24/Jun/09
I am f***ing sick and tired of people here saying I upgrade "everyone". Yes, I do think Cruise, Glenn and Stallone are underlisted. Big friggin' whoop.
However look at the Ryan Seacrest and Gerard Way pages- for just two examples. Ryan is listed as 5'7.75 and I strongly believe he isn't even a fraction of a hair over a flat 5'7 on a good day, quite possibly under. And as for Gee, he is listed as 5'7, but many people on his page think he should be upgraded to 5'9. I, on the other hand, think 5'7 may even be too high and I see 5'6 as a more likely scenario.
So there. Shawn says on 24/Jun/09
So Brad, with Glenn at 5'6.5", you're still convinced Cruise is 5'8"? Brad says on 24/Jun/09
Correct Haze, he rapped and was listed like in his mug shot. A boot to boot cancel and you get the 1.5" between the two. bbfan2009 I said that day two that I came on this site. You think Rob would put even 5' 7" back then? He'd go nuke! At 5' 6.5" reality he'd be a long gone cool rockin' daddy in the USA! He went beserk just by me mentioning that he'd go under 5' 7" in the measure. He called me a fing liar. He can eat an ice cream cone with his daughters at the Bronx Zoo. Hirsch is not under 5' 5". Glenn has him by a smidge. Boot to boot cancel on the footwear. The Penn photo is incredible. You get owned that bad by Sean Penn you shouldn't lay 5' 6" to people (assuming he has). Yeah, lay out in the NYPD back seat! That's funny! Burby with a ripper. I should run his NYPD jacket but I'd rather buy candy and soda and some chew toys for my boxer. burby says on 24/Jun/09
Now that it's been brought up Brad, that Emile Hirsh height has to change. Get them outta their ridiculous footwear and that pic was Glenn-5ft6.5 Hirsh-5ft 4.5 Same goes with the Kevin Connolly farce- that guy is 5ft 4.25 MAX. In the event a police officer (who saw Glenn at 5ft 10) arrests Glenn, he will request to lie down in the back seat cuffed so he can "ace" his booking photo baby!!!!! Frank2 says on 24/Jun/09
"Frank2 I am sure you are an intelligent man but come on there is not 3 inches between glenn and rob. Honestly to me there looks just around 2 inches between them."
Do me a favor. Take out a ruler or tape measure and look at how long two inches is. Then three. I have one in my hand. Two inches is the width of two fingers. Glenn is obviously stretching himself upward while Rob is relaxed. If I stand and stretch myself up as far as I can go, I measure almost 5'11.5". But that's not an accurate measurement as my doctor told me. I see at minimum, two and a half inches. That means depending on what shoes each man wore, Glenn is 5'6.5".
Plus devoting a page to Glenn is pretty silly. bbfan2009 says on 24/Jun/09
Fact is that in the afternoon to evening period, Glenn is in the 5' 6.5" - 5 6.75" range. So putting a caption of 5' 8" next to celeb pics is very misleading.
Put it this way, if Rob puts a caption at 5' 8", and is 1.6" taller than Glenn, then you do the math. To be consistent with that, Glenn is 5' 6.5". Haze says on 24/Jun/09
and nas at 5'10 when its been stated numerous times by nas himself.... hes 5'8. and 5'8 nas was owning the **** out glenn. but glenn insisted that nas was a mongoloid that obviously had no idea watsoever about how tall he was. glenn was a joke with his height estimates. i liked his pictures but they were all compromised by his hidden agenda to squeeze in a 1.5" on people who already knew the truth
and acg is lame. plain and simple. hes upgrading all these people except he didnt have a reason. glenn did it to try to trick people that hes taller. acg has no motive. therefore acg comes of worse then glenn. Brad says on 24/Jun/09
I figured it out the first day I came to this site and saw Glenn getting creamed by a 5' 8.5" Stallone and "5' 8" Glenn" captioned under it. I laughed outloud. At just under 5' 11" and shoes the guy is near 6' 1" everywhere with his posture. Bozo laugh. He was 5' 6" flat on the "young Glenn" and a bit more in the left photo. Correct Frank2, Willis at 6' 1" and Sly at just under 5' 11" were pathetic attempts to make himself tall. Correct bam, around 5' 7" at Bronx up at 4 P.M. or car sleep all day. Correct bbfan2009, put your post in rock. Check him out with Jenny or a shrimp like Emile Hirsch, if that's a 5' 8" I'm Santa Claus. bam says on 23/Jun/09
lol brad your posts are getting redundant. I'll admit, its fun to read "glenn at 5'8 is a farce, he's 5'6.5 near emile hirsh", but we all got the point the first time. No offense intended. After all, Glenn made it seem like you were a jerk attacking him for his height. It turns out you were smart enought to figure out the truth... Although glenn tops 5'6.75 in the morning he is 5'7.25 bare min. bbfan2009 says on 23/Jun/09
Risingforce: He lost height in 20 mins on the 2nd meeting,so 5' 7" and a fraction was close to max height. Thus out of bed height is approx 5' 7 1/4".
How can he average 5' 7" in the evening when measured at 5' 6.69" at 5: 30 pm?!
His evening height would be ~ 5' 6.5", shrinking more after the late afternoon.
A short man like Glenn would struggle to lose even 0.7" in a day, which is average. If you're hitting 5' 6.69" before 6pm, forget about a fantasy of 5' 7.5-5' 7.75" in the morning. He will hit 5' 6.5" at night.
Rob hits 5' 8" at height and he's 1.6" taller than Glenn. This backs my 5' 6.5" for Glenn in the evening. And is consistent with 5' 6.69" at 5:30 pm. Frank2 says on 23/Jun/09
Lets just make Glenn 5'10" and be done with it. That way Rob can claim he's 6'1". Bruce Willis can indeed be 6'1" and Stallone can be 5'11". Works for me. Brad says on 23/Jun/09
That's true, I don't have a life, but I got a Hannah Montana beach ball floating somewhere. Glenn floats a loan.Anything over those Rob measurements for "out of bed" height for Glenn is ridiculous. He's, as Rob says, is pushing his height to the max in his photo. Look at the G man going wild over "Glenn yer gonna measure under 5' 7" bud"....even Rob said he'd be surprised if he measured under 5' 7.5". Look at him with Iron Maiden, that's a never at 5' 8" in his lifetime and a 30 year stretch attached hoss. Rising sounds like Glenn's P.R. assistant, "close enough to 5' 8"" is Glenn language. Put his bag on and tell him to walk 6 more hours around midtown after that just under 5' 6.75" measure and you get his photographed with celebs height. Emile Hirsch with Penn bud. File it. |