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Miss Sandy Cowell said on 11/Aug/20
@ Christian - How I love your replies!

It's not 'too terrible' where I live either, but I'm the sort who will buy her clothes from a charity shop! The money goes to good use, after all.....๐Ÿ˜‰
RJT said on 11/Aug/20
@Editor Rob

So with my afternoon height being about 6ft 3 measured not just claimed or 'listed', I'd be considered tall even in Western countries such as US/UK Rob?

In my country and the countries I've been to (Japan, China, S. Korea, Thailand, etc) I'm usually always the tallest and even guys near my height is quite rare, they're noticeably shorter by at least 2-3 inches and above, including younger generations. Median height for younger generations in this part of the World is anywhere from 5ft 7 to 5ft 11, above that is quite rare, 1 out of 10 I'd say.

In fact in my own country, I've been living for 27 years and changes and I only saw like 2 persons who are taller than me in my entire life, 1 is an expat who I asked is from Netherland and he towered over me, when I asked he said "197cm" or that's about 6ft 5 5/8, and another is a guy whom I met inside hight ceiling bus and his head is close or even reached the bus ceiling, so I assume he's around 200cm or 6ft 7.

I assume guys my height should be more common in the West.
Editor Rob
yes it's a quite tall height in the UK, you would find more than 9 out of 10 men shorter than yourself.
Christian 6'5 3/8" said on 9/Aug/20
@Sandy
Rodeo Drive is basically the premier fashion and brand clothing shop district in Los Angeles. Been there plenty of times, and it's nice, but not too crazy about shopping there. Most items aren't quite worth the price in my opinion. Virtually everything in LA is overpriced, not just clothes and accessories. Fortunately, I live in a suburb, so it's not too terrible.
Nik Ashton said on 8/Aug/20
๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ”œ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ
Nik Ashton said on 7/Aug/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Iโ€™m so pleased about this! This will be like a second Birthday for her and it was great to hear her miaow over the phone this afternoon! It looks like she had the perfect day and itโ€™s wondeful that she had catnip too, does Bogerley ever have catnip (catnik!)? ๐Ÿ˜‡
Johnny 181-182 cm said on 7/Aug/20
@Rob if Big G did an autopsy type measurement like the one you demonstrated on YouTube, how much height do you think he would have got?
Editor Rob
Some people have claimed to get 1/4 to 1/2 more when doing autopsy...but whether their heels were just brushing the wall or they measure properly I don't know. G may well be 5ft 7.25 like that!
Five Eye said on 7/Aug/20
This is my new and definitive nickname
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 7/Aug/20
@ Christian - Hi! Savile Row is famous for designing men's suits tailored to their requirements, and the word 'bespoke' is believed to hail from there. Historical figures and the rich and famous have used the tailors, and if you've ever seen the film 'The Krays', with the Kemp brothers and the late Billie Whitelaw, which happens to be my favourite Krays film, and made, I believe, in 1991, you'll hear the pride in the twins mother's voice when she tells her friends where her sons bought their suits from!

I've never heard of Rodeo Dr of LA but I've certainly heard of 5th Avenue of New York. As far as I'm concerned, clothes merely serve the purpose of keeping us warm and 'decent', but they can be a lot of fun as well!

Have a lovely weekend, Christian,
Sandy XXX ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 5/Aug/20
@ Nik - Of course Manelia had a good time on the 1st of this month, her 2nd anniversary with us! She had the usual good food and strokes and a touch of catnip - much the same as she, and the others do every day!

Cheers Nik and thanks for caring. All good wishes to your Mum too.

Sandy XX ๐Ÿ˜ XX ๐Ÿ’
Fivefooteye said on 5/Aug/20
@Rob

I only changed my name because i dont have a better vision than others
Christian 6'5 3/8" said on 4/Aug/20
@Sandy
So Savile Row is kinda like Rodeo Dr of LA or 5th Ave of New York? I wish I can visit London one day, as I've never been there before. In fact, I've never even stepped foot in Europe, outside of airport transfers. But anyways. thanks for the kind words, as always, and take care!
Nik Ashton said on 4/Aug/20
๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 4/Aug/20
@ Christian - When my Mum left Germany in 1948, she spoke German (obviously!), French and English, which are the languages she used in business; also she spoke Spanish and Latin, so she was proficient in five languages. She worked in her later years in the famous Savile Row, where they make expensive suits.

My Mum passed on twelve years ago, appropriately on Easter Sunday at 85. (She was a good Christian). She'd had a long, hard but successful life. Thanks for your kind wishes. There are some deaths that we never get over.

All the very best Christian,

Sandy XXX ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ€
Nik Ashton said on 3/Aug/20
๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฅ’!
Christian 6'5 3/8" said on 2/Aug/20
@Sandy
So your mother was trilingual? Pretty cool. What was the other language could she speak besides English and German? Sorry for your loss, btw. I know it hit me pretty hard when my grandma died around 10 years ago, as she essentially was my second mother.
Nik Ashton said on 2/Aug/20
๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ”œ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ˜€!
Nik Ashton said on 1/Aug/20
๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ!
Nik Ashton said on 1/Aug/20
@ Sandy Cowell - I hope Manelia has a great anniversary, we both know who she shares her birthday with and the age difference is an interesting one!

I like your fiche emojis!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 1/Aug/20
๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ Happy 2nd Anniversary Manelia! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ

Manelia, the ever-tiny feline, has been living with us for two years today, and though she might be small, she can certainly hold her own ground!

๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ
Black Noir said on 31/Jul/20
Never mind it, thanks anyways rob Iโ€™ll just keep looking and when I find the right one Iโ€™ll put up a pic of me measuring then youโ€™ll believe me ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
Editor Rob
It would be interesting if you ever managed a video measuring your height...
Olympian said on 31/Jul/20
@Nik

I don't understand. Personalities aren't quantitative, they're qualitative. You can't judge a person's personality by numbers, you judge it by quality. That said, I'm just chiming in for everybody else who is likely as curious as I am, why you constantly post emojis. There must be a reason why you do. Because I won't lie, I'm thinking of a mime, you know those silent people that just use hand gestures and such to communicate. It's creepy.

No offence intended or anything, I just have a hard time understanding you. That's all.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 31/Jul/20
Hi Rob,

My heart goes out to your Mum, to you and your whole family. I know the pain she'll be in. You're a very good son to be helping her. Many would say, "Oh, anyone would do it!" Alas, this simply isn't so.

So many urgent operations have been put off because of this horrid virus, and cancer treatments too. I dread to think of the consequences. My Uncle should have had his hip operation months ago and my Dad hasn't even been given a definite date. Painful as these operations are, the sooner they're done, the hastier the recovery can begin, which does have to be worked at. Nurses come in every day when you arrive home to check and change your dressings (my two girls were about a foot's difference in height!) and then they get you onto the physiotherapy side of things - excruciating, but necessary. You can't bath for TWELVE WEEKS, having to wash down instead. I'm glad it was the winter when I had mine.

I hope your Mum gets her operation as soon as they can fit her in. The same with my family members and everyone who is suffering and having treatments delayed due to this pandemic.

So sorry to hear about your poor Mum. I wish her well and as speedy a recovery as is possible.

All the best, Rob.

Sandy XXX ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ’
Black Noir said on 31/Jul/20
Thank you for getting in touch, yeah personally I need to go to a specialist to help me out with my back problems and what have you. My mental health on the other hand ๐Ÿ˜ž but yea Cheers I will look up basic stretching online, but I also gotta book a chiropractor


I claim 6โ€™1 but I was measured at that so long ago, measuring tapes are quite wrong back where I live so I canโ€™t find the one I used years ago; I just know tapes in uk and maybe USA are more accurate. Man youโ€™d do me a massive favour if you sold me one rob ๐Ÿ˜Š
Editor Rob
I wouldn't get hung up on the notion that NZ tape measures could be wrong. Most tapes will be accurate - they'd never be sold in stores if they were dodgy.
Nik Ashton said on 30/Jul/20
Olympian - I write what I want! Itโ€™s how tall someoneโ€™s personality is that counts, not how far their head is (or isnโ€™t) above the ground.

๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ!
Nik Ashton said on 30/Jul/20
@ Greg - Those viewings are no more!

@ Rob - ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 30/Jul/20
@ All - One of the first things that Nik told me when we started communicating on Celebheights is that he has a debilitating skin condition. It makes going out for him quite an ordeal. He has to wear bandages every day and, having met the guy, and his truly lovely Mum, I can honestly say that he is a brave lad and has a great sense of humour and a heart of gold. He chats to my brother now, as well as me, and is always there when I need someone to talk to, as is his Mum.

I send him song videos and animal ones, and pictures of my cats. He is one of those chaps who is eager to learn, and on his Birthday, we played 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' over the phone, and his Mum, Alverna, was shouting out answers as well - I could hear her! It was a great way of passing the time, and we'll doubtless be doing it again some day soon.

I agree that his emoji-based comments aren't to everybody's taste, but please bare with him. I've seen that he can write excellent compositions, and if he enjoys sending emojis, who is he hurting?

Thanks guys! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 30/Jul/20
@ Christian, Rob and everyone else:- What a good idea to invest in a decent chair for sitting on when you're at your computer! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ I swear that some of my height loss was down to desk jobs I'd had in the past. I gave them up to look after my ailing Mum, who first had cancer and then fell down the stairs, resulting in the need for a hip replacement operation. The poor woman used to get stuck when she tried to get out of bed, and barely had the energy to move herself, so she needed help at all times.

She was an office worker too, and it definitely took its toll on her height. She was originally 5ft4.5, and when she passed on, I'd be surprised if she was even 5ft. Contrary to my experience with my hip replacement op, gaining 2 inches, she lost height. I don't think it did her confidence any good at all. She was a proud woman, having lived through the Second World War and worked as a trilingual secretary in her later years.

One must never take our parents for granted. They're so precious to us. My poor Dad is awaiting a full hip replacement too, as is my Uncle, my Dad's brother, and I know they'll be needing help afterwards. That's when I'll step in. ๐Ÿ’•

Cheers guys! Sandy XXX
Editor Rob
It's good to still be able to help family, my Mother was all ready for her hip op before the pandemic, so I've been looking after them a lot.
Black Noir said on 30/Jul/20
Hi rob, I suffer from back problems and horrible slouching itโ€™s due to personal problems and mental health. Havenโ€™t measured myself since 2014, I donโ€™t want to lose height cause of my self esteem and slouching? Stadiometers are to expensive here, could I just buy a tape from you? Please let me know, I have savings to reciprocate
Editor Rob
sometimes it is best to accept a measurement. Trying multiple tapes won't really change it.

However, posture is something that could be worked on. Maybe you have hidden height and could stand better with some basic stretching routines. Might be worth looking up on youtube some types of stretching routine.
Christian 6'5 3/8 said on 28/Jul/20
@Rob
I have a computer desk that you can adjust the elevation, and it was well worth the investment IMO, even though it was pricey. I was constantly hunched over when I was using the computer with a regular desk, and my posture has gotten slightly better once I switched. It's similar to this, but slightly different.

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Editor Rob
It could allow for a better position, a good computer chair is also something worth getting. Mine is getting on a bit too, though is still (with extra cushion) comfy enough.
Greg said on 27/Jul/20
@Nik Okay But Nik I will ask this since Bobby asked recently and you totally dodged the question but Iโ€™m curious. Those โ€œviewingsโ€ you have at your house, care to elaborate on them? What do you mean viewings.
Editor Rob

I know if I had viewings at my house, I'd be trying to sell the place.
Nik Ashton said on 27/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜
Olympian said on 26/Jul/20
@Rob

All in good fun, but I honestly have to ask... Why does he mainly comment using emojis? It's not even a coherent message. I just wish Nik would something a little more mature.
Editor Rob
As long as people aren't throwing insults around or really spamming, sometimes we can be a bit tolerant. He has added a lot of reasonable comments over the years, interspersed with some emoji messages and maybe there is some hidden meaning!
Christian 6'5 3/8 said on 26/Jul/20
@Rob
Quite surprised that your posture hasn't gotten any worse over the years, being that you spend hours on the computer everyday for your job. (editing and running CH)
Editor Rob
If you keep active it helps alleviate some problems. Jenny is bent over her working area more than me, and unfortunately suffered more noticeably.
Sandy A Cowell said on 25/Jul/20
I must say, the first comment from Olympian was rather amusing. I read it out to my boyfriend who thereafter corrected my pronunciation of the word hieroglyphs, which quite turned me on actually. Usually itโ€™s me doing the correcting, but it was quite nice when the ball was in the other court! Itโ€™s not easy to take on a guy who has been a sergeant in the Army, and has read at least three biblical books. Iโ€™ll have to ask him on that one. He, much like you Bobby, is self-educated, proving the point that education is something that never comes to cessation.
๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚
Iโ€™m listening to Genesis right now, having worn out my Yes albums. What a wonderful surprise it was to see Jon Anderson had been added yesterday. He really is a rock and roller, and his lovely chestnut curls in the 70s were so terribly attractive. Iโ€™ve read about the psychology behind why young girls are fond of long-haired guys. The conclusion? It goes hand in hand with femininity and lack of aggression. Say no more!

Cheers guys! Sandy XXX ๐Ÿ˜ XXX ๐Ÿ˜‰
Nik said on 24/Jul/20
Olympian - No, no, and no.

Sorry but people will have to guess the meanings, part of the fun! There's nothing sinister about them!

I can write what I like, I try to help people with some of my comments and I sometimes do comments for other people and sometimes myself!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 24/Jul/20
Hey, Nik! My brother once went through our Mum's wardrobe to have a shifty through his presents. It so spoilt his Christmas Day that he vowed never to do it again!

Re: The message: You are more than welcome. Guess what I'm up to right now? I'm sitting on my bed with Pixie and watching the quiz 'Pointless'. Having just seen a very funny 'The Weakest Link', I need something to straighten my mind into a more civilized mood!

The question is, "Can you think of a male name with a duplicate meaning?"

My first pounce was Peter, as in 'to Peter out', but you have to go along with the clues that they give you.

I'm OK with John for a lavatory! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿšฝ

Cheers Nik XXX ๐Ÿ˜‚ and Mum XXX ๐ŸŒน
Olympian said on 22/Jul/20
@Nik

Don't beat around the bush, mate. I am asking you for your code sheet. So, can you read Egyptian Hieroglyphs or not?

You seem fluent in emojis after all.

Once again for the graduating class of CelebHeights 2020, will you share your advanced, encrypted trade secrets with us?

The world wants to know. Don't keep us in suspense.
Editor Rob
Give Nik a bit of slack, he's a long-term visitor and likes emoji's on this Sookie and Rob page, in moderation it's no harm.
Nik Ashton said on 22/Jul/20
14:14!
Nik Ashton said on 22/Jul/20
@ Olympian - I like your โ€œladโ€! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ
Nik Ashton said on 20/Jul/20
๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐ŸŠ
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜ฌ
๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Olympian said on 18/Jul/20
@Nik

So, lad, tell me something... you seem to be proficient in the language of emojis. Can you also read Egyptian Hieroglyphs? You must provide everybody with the code sheet to decipher your advanced, encrypted messages.
Nik Ashton said on 18/Jul/20
๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik Ashton said on 17/Jul/20
๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik Ashton said on 17/Jul/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Many many thanks, your message means a lot to me and I love your choice of emojis! My brother Mark used to go down in the night to see his Christmas presents and one year he went downstairs and Dad was asleep on the sofa! I had a great day and I can tell you that I didnโ€™t have any willpower with the delicious chocolates that you bought me, I waited until the afternoon to have them though! The two digits in my Mumโ€™s age are the same number too and I know that when you were 44 (not long ago) your Dad was the same age as my Mum is now! Next year I will ๐Ÿ 4๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ!
Nik Ashton said on 16/Jul/20
17/7/2020! 00:17!
Nik Ashton said on 16/Jul/20
16/7/2020! 00:16!
Nik Ashton said on 16/Jul/20
@ Sandy Cowell - This is amazing, I would love to ride on a camel! One could say that I well and truly had the โ€˜ump then!

๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿซ!
Nik Ashton said on 16/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 16/Jul/20
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik Ashton said on 16/Jul/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Many thanks Sandy, this is much appreciated! I was counting down the minutes until my Birthday and I will ๐Ÿ”œ ๐Ÿ counting down the minutes until my big round Birthday next year! Hey, at 14:33 today it was 873 minutes since my last Birthday and 523287 minutes until my next Birthday! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 15/Jul/20
@ Nik - The window wasn't open - it was broken, making any noises emanating from the kitchen loud and clear!

I knew a guy, one with long blond hair and who was to become a fantastic Dad of three kids one day, who went to court for traffic offences regarding a motor cycle he'd stacked, and he dropped his guts as he was being led into court! He was one of the funniest blokes I've ever met, and I went to court with him, predicting that it would be a memorable experience.

Let me assure you, it stank!

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–•
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 15/Jul/20
๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ Happy Birthday Nik! ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ€

Many Happy Returns to Nik, who celebrates turning all the fours, 4๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ, today.

Have a great time with your lovely Mum, niece Lucy and brothers, Mark and Steven. You have more willpower than I do; I never wait until 'The Day' to open my presents! ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ
Nik Ashton said on 14/Jul/20
2:22!
Nik said on 14/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 14/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚ Happy Birthday Eve, Nik! ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜

Hey everyone! In 68 minutes time, it'll be Nik's Birthday. He's counting down the minutes as I write this!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 14/Jul/20
@ Nik - In all honesty, the only camels I've ever seen have been ones in the zoo. My Mum rode on a camel when in Morocco!

๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซ
Nik Ashton said on 13/Jul/20
@ Sandy Cowell - What you said is so funny, it would have ended up being so funny if you had took your chances and ignored your then boyfriend when he told you to get down!

๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œHi mr Traffic cop!โ€! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ

It would have been so funny to have heard the cop explain why he had to kick your door down and a court case would have been so funny 2! The Court Report in the local rag would have been so funny as would a spell in the nick amongst the other bemused and amused cops!

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œSilence in courtโ€! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œIt ainโ€™t against the law to fartโ€! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œIt ainโ€™t against the law to fartโ€! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ

The open window may have brought what you did to the attention of the policeman, in more ways than one! It will have helped you and your then boyfriend though! Ha ha!

Your then boyfriend must have thought what you did was the crime of the century, you can always find a fart in a โ€œtraffic copโ€ and you can always find a fart in โ€œFeatherstoneโ€ and โ€œPontefractโ€ too!

TRAFfic cop! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
FeATheRstone! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
ponTeFRAct! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nik Ashton said on 13/Jul/20
๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ!
Nik Ashton said on 13/Jul/20
@ Sandy Cowell - I donโ€™t know if I have ever seen one, I ainโ€™t seen a camel in a car park or a bowling alley either! Itโ€™s a good job this camel behaved itself, if not the traffic cops would have sent it to the back of the queue! Then the poor camel would have had the โ€˜ump! Ha ha!

๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš—๐ŸšŽ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿซ!

๐Ÿช๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ…ฟ๐ŸŽณ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 13/Jul/20
Camels continued:

I used to look after a little girl who thought it quite obvious that any two-humped camel (Bactrian) is female. When I enquired as to why she thought this, she looked to the skies, tutting, and said, ๐Ÿ™„ "Isn't it obvious?" ๐Ÿซ

So I assumed that she thought that every one-humped (Dromedary ๐Ÿช) camel was a boy! Actually, she did, and it took me ages to explain that they were two different species of one variety of animal and that their humps do NOT contain water!
Nik Ashton said on 12/Jul/20
22:22!
Nik Ashton said on 11/Jul/20
1:01!
Sandy A Cowell said on 11/Jul/20
Have a happy weekend everybody!
Nik Ashton said on 11/Jul/20
12:12!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 11/Jul/20
@ Nik - I haven't seen a camel in a traffic queue for at LEAST four months; I must say, it was very well-behaved!

๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿซ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿš๐Ÿšš๐Ÿš—...๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jul/20
@ Sandy Cowell - 2 true hot air doesnโ€™t half rise (r***!), our ozone layer must be full of all the farts from all of the animals who are on the ground, chairs, beds, or inside buses and other vehicles, etc! It must also be full of all the farts from all the flying animals (like ๐Ÿฆ…s), and from aquatic animals like ๐Ÿ‹s!
I would have expected cow pat to reek something chronic too, you would always expect the ๐Ÿ’ฉ from bigger animals to reek the most but there is often a funny logic to things in life! Hey, maybe the ๐Ÿ„s make up for that with all the farting they do, they must be farting machines and I wouldnโ€™t want to get my nose too close to one of their farts just in case they are in a different league to their pat in terms of smelliness! Itโ€™s best not to take any chances!
Itโ€™s not just little domestic house cats who have really smelly ๐Ÿ’ฉ, animals like the ๐Ÿฉ have ๐Ÿ’ฉ which is not to be sniffed at 2! Dogs are meat eaters just like cats and I know a tiny domestic house dog who enjoys kebabs, just like h** owner! Hey, you would want to keep well away from this dawg in the aftermath of h** ๐Ÿบing (autocorrect tried to change ing to infinite!) a kebab down! You would not want your nose 2 near this dogโ€™s *u* or this dogโ€™s *oo *oo! Cats and dogs do eat some grass, but not an awful lot!
Finally I must say that we are all responsible for polluting the earths atmosphere, us earthlings!

๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŽˆ
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jul/20
1:11!
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jul/20
๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜‚ Error Report! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’จ

I meant hot hair canโ€™t half r***!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 10/Jul/20
Once upon a time, around three-and-a-half decades ago, my then boyfriend was wanted by the police for non-payment of traffic fines. One morning, there was one familiar sounding rap at the door and we were both in the kitchen with the window open. I farted loudly and the boyfriend whispered, "Get down! GET DOWN!"

Well, I'd like to have heard the police explaining that they kicked the door in on the grounds of a fart!

๐Ÿ‘ฎ...๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
Nik Ashton said on 9/Jul/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸŽต!
Nik said on 9/Jul/20
๐Ÿ‘€
๐Ÿ“
๐Ÿ–•!
Nik Ashton said on 9/Jul/20
๐Ÿช๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ…ฟ๐ŸŽณ!
Nik said on 8/Jul/20
1:11!
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jul/20
๐Ÿ‘“
๐Ÿ“!
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jul/20
11:11!
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jul/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ!
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jul/20
๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌโœ–๏ธ Correction time! โœ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ“

I meant, err, air and not, err, hair!
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jul/20
@ Sandy Cowell - No, but hot hair canโ€™t half r****! Ha ha!

๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿงฒ ๐ŸŽต
๐Ÿ’จ!

It probably was someone elseโ€™s, that was rude and disrespectful to that poor nose!
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jul/20
๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ
๐ŸŽ‚!
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jul/20
4:00!
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jul/20
@ Gladstone Screwer - Hi there! Many thanks!

COYI and COYH!

We need one final push so bags of effort are required and the players need to enjoy their football too, same for your lads!

๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿฆโšฝ๏ธ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 7/Jul/20
๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ‚ Cordercelia! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆ

A Very Happy Birthday to my tabby-and-white cat Cordercelia, who turned 12 years of age yesterday. There is still catnip all over the carpet from her Birthday celebrations but I'm not hoovering it up yet because the team are still enjoying it. Of course, they had treats galore, but then, they always do!

๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ
Nik said on 7/Jul/20
21:21!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 7/Jul/20
@ Nik - Re:

๐Ÿ‘ƒ
๐Ÿ’จ!

That must be somebody else's fart that poor nose is smelling, because no way can you fart under your own nose!

Very funny! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Nik Ashton said on 6/Jul/20
๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ”œ!
Nik Ashton said on 5/Jul/20
๐Ÿ‘ƒ
๐Ÿ’จ!
Nik Ashton said on 5/Jul/20
๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฆด!
Gladstone Screwer said on 5/Jul/20
@Nik Ashton.

Hi Nik, COYL !!
Nik Ashton said on 5/Jul/20
๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ!
Nik Ashton said on 3/Jul/20
1:11!
Nik Ashton said on 3/Jul/20
๐Ÿช๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ…ฟ๐ŸŽณ!
Nik Ashton said on 3/Jul/20
17:17!
Nik Ashton said on 3/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik said on 3/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Nik Ashton said on 2/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Nik Ashton said on 1/Jul/20
21:21!
Nik Ashton said on 1/Jul/20
17:17!
Nik Ashton said on 1/Jul/20
๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik Ashton said on 1/Jul/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik said on 1/Jul/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik said on 1/Jul/20
๐Ÿ‘€
๐Ÿ“!
Nik Ashton said on 30/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Nik said on 29/Jun/20
3:33!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 29/Jun/20
This little chap (โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜’) looks like he's having an almighty great strain, the result being like so:- ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’จ

On that rather delightful note, I'm off to bed now. Goodnight!

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜...๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 29/Jun/20
@ Nik - Cattle: With a vegetarian diet consisting of over 50% grass, it's not surprising really that what comes out from behind isn't as offensive to the nostrils as the variety that eminates from a meat eater or an omnivore.

๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ‘

When I was at school and aged 14 and 15, we did several geographical schemes in Sevenoaks, right in the heart of the Kentish countryside. It is dotted with farms, both of flora and of fauna. When at first we encountered a cowpat, we wondered why it wasn't smellier, and blamed that fact on it not being very fresh. Later on, we caught a cow in the act, as it were, and, considering the size of the animal, ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ” it wasn't that smelly at all, and we could actually see strands of grass in it. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Furthermore, because cows have to eat constantly to maintain their weight, they pass a huge amount of gas, and as nearly every budding scientist knows, it contributes to messing with our planet's ozone* layer, and when you think that it's in excess of 6 miles up, right in the Earth's stratosphere, that's a mighty lot of wind-breaking - and hot air rises!

That's my experience, anyway. I know that one of my tiny little domestic house cats can out-stink a cow anyday in one fell swoop. They are purely meat eaters (carnivores), and their excrement smells diabolical. ๐Ÿ˜•

I had a boyfriend with a fondness for kebabs. When he'd have one, I'd sleep on the settee! ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฉ...๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ...๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’จ

* The ozone is there to absorb the sun's highly damaging ultraviolet rays. Yes, nature knows best and man - not just cattle - pollutes this planet with a vengeance.

๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿšœ
Nik Ashton said on 29/Jun/20
23:23!
Nik Ashton said on 29/Jun/20
๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ !
Nik Ashton said on 29/Jun/20
๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿ› !
Nik Ashton said on 29/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 29/Jun/20
๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŽŽ!
Nik Ashton said on 29/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 29/Jun/20
๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘ž!
Nik said on 28/Jun/20
23:23!
Nik said on 28/Jun/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ค!
Nik Ashton said on 28/Jun/20
๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฅพ!
Nik Ashton said on 28/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 28/Jun/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿšœ!
Nik Ashton said on 27/Jun/20
๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘ž!
Nik Ashton said on 27/Jun/20
๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŽพ!
Nik Ashton said on 26/Jun/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸŽต!
Nik Ashton said on 25/Jun/20
2:12!
Nik Ashton said on 25/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Wouldnโ€™t it just, the poor cows would have copped it (the blame!)! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ„

You wouldnโ€™t have liked to have been stuck near this car in the countryside (or anywhere!) if you were both in a traffic jam (or amongst snail paced traffic!) behind a tractor, particularly if the ๐Ÿ„s, ๐Ÿ–s, and ossโ€™s (๐ŸŽ!), in the area were going about their business too (two, 2!)!

๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿฅพ๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ
Nik Ashton said on 25/Jun/20
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 25/Jun/20
@ Nik - Smelly if an animal has been to the toilet, but not as pollution-ridden. At least you can vamoose when you smell an animal's number two, but in the towns, you can't run away from the car fumes!

๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’จ....๐Ÿ˜ท
Nik Ashton said on 24/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 24/Jun/20
5:10!
Nik Ashton said on 24/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - It can be very smelly in the country but the scenery is nice!
Nik Ashton said on 24/Jun/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸŽต!
Nik Ashton said on 23/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…!
Nik Ashton said on 22/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - I wouldnโ€™t have been either, but now .....! I know that you wouldnโ€™t have had to mind your Pโ€™s and coos (I wrote cops by mistake!) with your lecturer/ tutor being a fun guy who will have seen it all, it would have been so great to have been a fly on the wall! I bet you wouldnโ€™t have had to mind your 1โ€™s and 2โ€™s either, or your 2โ€™s or 3โ€™s for that matter!

Your lecturerโ€™s/ tutorโ€™s face must have looked like ๐Ÿ˜ƒ, ๐Ÿ˜‚, ๐Ÿคฃ, ๐Ÿคช, or ๐Ÿ™ƒ! ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿš”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿœ๐ŸŽต
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 21/Jun/20
@ Nik - The fellow who filled his neighbour's car's exhaust pipe with ๐Ÿ’ฉ actually lived in the countryside, so when the car started warming up and spouting unpleasant fumes, it could have been blamed on the cowpats in the country lanes! I wouldn't have liked to have been there though.....๐Ÿ˜ท
Nik said on 20/Jun/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ค!
Nik Ashton said on 20/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 20/Jun/20
@ Nik - I was only 16 and 17 when I was at college and wasn't cheeky or confident enough to blurt out with something like that. This was a short course and I was 29, and the guy in charge of us was an ex-stuntman who had partied with the Beatles, so I didn't exactly have to mind my pees (๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) and queues! ๐Ÿ”ฝ

๐Ÿ˜ฉ
๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿšพ.....๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฆ "Sorry! I couldn't wait!"
Nik Ashton said on 20/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - I know, they may think it would be like hitting the jackpot as they would sense there is some s*** around but in reality they would be in for a rude awakening once they arrived in your undercrackers, your secret weapons would see to that! Those flies would be out through the exit door quicker than they were when they arrived from outer space and they wouldnโ€™t get any change from your cats either!
Nik Ashton said on 20/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 19/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Our bodies donโ€™t want the muck and many people enjoy releasing **ss and s*** from their bodies 2! A newspaper comes in handy if you really want to add to your experience of being on the toilet, it can be great to read the rag on the pot!

It will have been so funny when you asked your college lecturer if you could ๐Ÿ excused and it will have been equally funny when he/ she asked you what you wanted to be excused for! Did everyone burst out laughing when you asked what you asked and did they laugh when your lecturer replied? Did you have a straight face and did your lecturer have a straight face? In fact asking to be excused is much funnier than saying โ€œCan I go to the toilet please?โ€! Also saying you want to evacuate your bowels is far far funnier than saying you need the toilet and the only thing that could have rivalled it in terms of funniness is if you had said you wanted to have a s***! I bet fumes were being emitted from your own **** before you made the trip to the toilet and I wonder if the building had to be evacuated as a result of these emissions! This evacuation would have occurred at around the same time you were evacuating your bowels!

What you said about the man who filled his nasty neighbours exhaust pipe with ๐Ÿ’ฉ is very funny! Imagine the smell there would have ๐Ÿn down country lanes and up the high street, also imagine what the smell would have been like in the car park when this car was parked up! Never mind how easy it was to find a parking space for this car, what about a parking fine? Iโ€™ve never known a car smell of ๐Ÿ’ฉ before, but thereโ€™s always a first time for everything!
Nik Ashton said on 19/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…!
Nik Ashton said on 19/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 18/Jun/20
I know, you would never run out of those lazy 8โ€™s and upside-down question marks so fill your ๐Ÿ‘ข! 1:12!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 18/Jun/20
@ Nik - There is a German expression which does associate something in one's undercarriage to gold, but it's not flattering and neither should it be! Believe me, landing in my underpants would NOT be like hitting the jackpot to any fly. I'd either sit on the ectoskeletal monstrosity or use my natural machine gun. Cheers Nik!
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Nik Ashton said on 17/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik said on 17/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…!
Nik Ashton said on 17/Jun/20
๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿงฒ!
Nik Ashton said on 17/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 17/Jun/20
@ Nik - There has to be a year's supply of lazy eights and upside-down question marks in that comment! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nik Ashton said on 17/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - I think I know which weapon you would use! They would have been repelled just at the point where they would have thought they had found their pot of gold!

So the flies would fly away whence they came like **** off a shovel, after a brief stay inside your undercrackers!
Nik said on 16/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ!
Nik said on 16/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Taking some time orf along with the lazy 8!

โ™พ
๐Ÿ›!

๐Ÿฉ
โ™พ

๐Ÿ‘‰8๐Ÿ”œโ™พ๐Ÿ”œโ™พ๐Ÿ’ค!

ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ!

You can dip into my stockpile!

โ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พโ™พ
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 16/Jun/20
I remember my very first turd emoji. It was just a piece of plop and it didn't even have a face! ๐Ÿ™Š You can't say that the people who strive to improve our mobile computer phones don't put ๐Ÿ’ฏ per cent effort into cheering up their customers!

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฉ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 16/Jun/20
@ Nik - But no fly would survive in my undercrackers. They'd be blown up, shot, killed through chemical warfare - call it what you will, but they wouldn't hang around for long!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 15/Jun/20
@ Nik - Re: The brown stuff (Memory jogger - ๐Ÿ’ฉ)

It's awful, messy and it smells frightful, but it's a necessary part of our everyday lives. Our bodies simply don't want the muck, and who can blame them?

Once during a course I was on, I stuck my hand up and asked, "Please may I be excused?"

The lecturer asked the rather superfluous question, "What for?"

I replied, "... because I wish to evacuate my bowels."

โญ I know someone who filled the exhaust pipe of a nasty neighbour of his and his wife's with ๐Ÿ’ฉ! Imagine the stench when he drove off to work the following morning? I bet he got a parking space with the greatest of ease though! ๐Ÿ˜ท
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 15/Jun/20
โญ Re: The late Possum, my ginger and white longhaired tomcat. ๐Ÿˆ

Possum was named after poet TS Eliot's very entertaining cat poems 'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats', a title I found extremely funny when I was at school and still do to this day. ๐Ÿคฃ

Practical cats? Are there any such animals, because if there are, then I haven't got any! The title conjures up all manner of amusing images, like a booted and suited cat hammering in some nails in order to repair a table! Or how about an artistic cat?

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ“Œ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 15/Jun/20
@ Nik - Where the blazes is the upside down question mark? I can't find the eternity sign either, in other words, the lazy 8 sign! Hellup!

8
๐Ÿ›Œ
Nik Ashton said on 15/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Yes, flies are very much attracted to ๐Ÿ’ฉ! They love the stuff! Hey, they stick like ๐Ÿ’ฉ to a blanket and just imagine flies stuck to poo which is stuck to a blanket!

Flies can be noisy and itโ€™s always best to let a fly fly out of the window instead of into your undercrsckers! ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿงฒ ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฆ†๐ŸŽ„
Nik Ashton said on 15/Jun/20
๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik Ashton said on 14/Jun/20
๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 14/Jun/20
I had a noisy fly just now in the outside toilet with me. I don't like them in close proximity to my house! I said to this fly, "Are you waiting to feast on my ๐Ÿ’ฉ?"

Then I decided that letting him out of the window was the better alternative!
Nik said on 12/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 12/Jun/20
1:11!
Nik Ashton said on 12/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 12/Jun/20
๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 12/Jun/20
@ Nik - Ha ha! At the start of the year 1492, Henry VIII, who was to reign from 1509-1547, had just turned 6 months old. What a turbulent time this country underwent under his rule, the Reformation for starters. He was anything from 6ft-6ft4, very tall for a 16th Century man, but he was reputed to feast on roast beef for breakfast, which is loaded with protein. Not many people would have been able to afford that!

๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿคด๐Ÿด๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜‹....๐Ÿ‘ธโ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ธโ›๏ธ๐Ÿคญ
Nik said on 11/Jun/20
๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ!
Nik said on 11/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Beware of the fat pig! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
Nik Ashton said on 11/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Thanks for that, it was a pleasure! I do like the number 1492! โฐ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 11/Jun/20
@ Nik - Nice reply - thanks! Cats rarely ever pant in the way that dogs do, so when it happens, it's very funny indeed. The first time I saw Big Black Pixie pant, it was a hot Summer's day and he'd been chasing his half-brother, Possum, a long-haired ginger-and-white cat, all over the house. He was knackered out and sat on the top of the three-tiered cat climbing frame/activity centre with his tongue out! I was laughing uncontrollably and cats simply loathe being laughed at, so he hid under the bed, but I lifted the long quilt and continued creasing up at his funny little face. I think it looked particularly amusing because he was a jet black cat, so his pink tongue made an extremely vivid contrast against his dark sable fur. ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ–ค

Jim and I were treated the other Sunday to Ottica, who's a long-haired black cat, poking her tongue out. She goes anywhere where there's food, so has the nickname 'The Greed'! Jim fed her pieces of chicken from his sandwich and then when the cocktail sausages came out, she got really excited, miaowing incessantly. It was a very hot day, and Ottica ended up PANTING, probably from the excitement of it all. Furthermore, black cats are going to feel the heat that much more than pale-coloured ones. We both laughed, but she didn't get embarrassed like BBP did, but then he was little more than a kitten at the time and Ottica is 12 and used to human humour.

Cheers Nik and Mum Alverna! Incredibly, it's already Friday tomorrow, so that's yet another week over with. I wish you both a very happy weekend. Lots of love, Sandy XX ๐Ÿ˜„ XX ๐Ÿ’ XX
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 11/Jun/20
@ Nik - You've been the author of comments 1,488 right through to 1,493!
๐Ÿ“...๐Ÿ“...๐Ÿ“...๐Ÿ“...๐Ÿ“ You workaholic, you! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿฅ‡
Nik Ashton said on 11/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jun/20
๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿšž!

Iโ€™m so delighted to be the author of the 1492nd comment on this page!
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Beware of the excited anything!
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 10/Jun/20
@ Nik - Or the Flat Cap! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿˆ
Nik Ashton said on 10/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Animals certainly deliver a lot of 2โ€™s and 3โ€™s 2! They have the 1โ€™s from time 2 time 2 and if I want to be really big and clever I could say that they sometimes even deliver some โ€œ23โ€™sโ€, some โ€œ123โ€™sโ€, some โ€œ12โ€™sโ€, or some โ€œ13โ€™sโ€! What combinations, enough to give any animal owner an unlucky day and make them want to lock their pet out in the garden for an hour or two (pardon the pun!)!

It must have been amazing when Pam asked you to look after Tyson, spending lots of time with an animal you love is like a dream come true! It is funny that you said that you sat on the settee with him soon after you had fed him, the scene must have been set so that he would do what many a cat or dog would do in this situation! (๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ!)

Iโ€™ve seen Jasminโ€™s pink tongue (tong!) hanging out of her mouth many times, particularly during car journeys! I love to see cats and dogs with their tongues hanging out!

Being in the company of animals is certainly an eye opener and they are certainly not discrete about anything, wherever they are and whoever is around!
All animals have a daft and basic side to them and I imagine that males and females of just about all (or all) species of animals are exactly like Tyson and Pixie were! Itโ€™s great when an animal follows you about a lot, to the toilet, up the stairs, to the kitchen, everywhere! Hey, Pixie would sure have had a lard-on if he had followed you to the larder!

Cheers Sandy, we hope you and your loved ones have a great week too! Nik and his Mum!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 10/Jun/20
@ Nik - Beware of the excited tomcat!

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ™Š
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 10/Jun/20
@ Nik - Beware of the greedy anything! All animals have the capacity for being greedy because it's their survival instinct, and one which I richly encourage.

I've had a few stray cats coming to my house since I was a child, and I never turned any of them away. When I was living in London's East End, there were colonies of stray cats in various parts. I remember two in particular, which I singled out to feed. (I know there were more though).

Anyway, as you can imagine, these cats were kittening all the time, and needed a great deal of food. I'd watch a singular can of cat food chomped up in a matter of minutes, by the cat Mums! I was anything but impressed by the neighbours who'd laughingly watch the cats 'multiplying' from their flat windows, but never did I see them feeding the felines.

My goodness, it was amazing how quickly and gratefully a 19p can would be devoured by a lactating cat!

My brother Alex, who lives in Georgia, America, was feeding an ever-growing colony of strays who were living in his vicinity. Alas, the small-minded neighbours complained, and the poor cats were taken away. Like me, my half-brothers are desperately fond of pussycats. I remember Alex as a little blond-haired 11-year-old when I came to stay at the age of 20. My other little half-brothers, Nicholas and Dominic, both had brown hair. They were lovely boys who grew into lovely men! XXX

Cheers Nik and Alverna! XX๐Ÿ˜€XX๐Ÿ’
Nik Ashton said on 9/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Beware of the greedy dawg!
Nik Ashton said on 9/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik said on 8/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!
Nik said on 8/Jun/20
๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ!
Nik said on 8/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Beware of the cat f-lap! (flapster!)
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 8/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Beware of the lap cat! (catster!)

โœˆ๏ธ ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’จ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 8/Jun/20
@ Nik - So can I Nik, and I'm not talking about number twos!

Years ago, my lovely friend Pam asked me to look after her cat Tyson while she and her three kids were on holiday. He was a superb, black-and-white unneutered tomcat, and I jumped at the chance because I loved him, having watched him grow up from a kitten.

Looking after him didn't just include feeding him. I'd sit on the settee with him after his meal and made an enormous fuss of him. It was then that he proved that he loved me too, for he'd 'produced' his little pink pipe! I was quite a young, naรฏve 20-something and I went, "Arghhh!" ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜–

But that was nothing! Over a decade later, when my Big Black Pixie started overgrooming, the vet prescribed him HRT. (hormone replacement therapy) It worked, but it also resulted in an overly amorous Pixie, with a permanent lard-on, following me everywhere!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Cheers Nik and Alverna and have a great week! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ XX ๐Ÿ’ XX
Nik said on 7/Jun/20
๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ!
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Christian 6'5 3/8" said on 7/Jun/20
@Rob
Alright, thanks for the info.
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Didnโ€™t you just! It must be so funny when a naughty animal farts on your lap, however I can imagine other naughtier things they could do on your lap!

Good girl ๐Ÿ”œ naughty (๐Ÿ”˜โ˜•๏ธ!) cat! ๐Ÿˆ
Good girl ๐Ÿ”œ naughty (๐Ÿ”˜โ˜•๏ธ!) dog! ๐Ÿฉ
Nik Ashton said on 7/Jun/20
@ Christian 6'5 3/8" - I would say so, yes!

Hereโ€™s to comment no. 1470!
Christian 6'5 3/8" said on 7/Jun/20
@Nik
Nice, I'm assuming that the 5'7.3" is your noon height then?
Christian 6'5 3/8 said on 7/Jun/20
@Rob
Why isn't the link showing in my post for others to see?
Editor Rob
It needs to be an https:// link.

Anything saying file:// is a link to a local (your own) computer.
Christian 6'5 3/8 said on 6/Jun/20
@Rob
Sorry, hope it works this time.


Editor Rob
I've never seen the chopben in the UK before, but looking at it on Amazon, something like This model does seem like it should give you 1.25 at least.
Nik Ashton said on 6/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ!
Nik Ashton said on 6/Jun/20
@ Christian 6'5 3/8" - It could ๐Ÿ 5โ€™7.125โ€ - 5โ€™7.25โ€!
Nik Ashton said on 6/Jun/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Or 1โ€™49โ€! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ‘
Nik Ashton said on 6/Jun/20
8:18!
Christian 6'5 3/8 said on 6/Jun/20
@Rob
I know that it can vary from shoe to shoe, but how much height do you expect the typical "air cushion" sneaker gives, like this one? I'd guess 1.25"-1 3/8" range. I own two pairs of "air cushion" types, and one adds 1 3/8", and the other one 1.25" (I wanted to post this on the Elevator Shoes page, but it was down for maintenance.)

file:///Users/user/Desktop/Amazon.com%20%7C%20Chopben%20Men's%20Walking%20Shoes%20Casual%20Air%20Cushion%20Sneakers%20-%20Athletic%20Running%20Non-Slip%20Lig.webarchive
Editor Rob
As you can see, the link you included was a desktop link, so I am not sure what those sneakers look liked.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 5/Jun/20
๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก Happy Birthday Porkipine! ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ ๐ŸŸ

A Very Happy Birthday to my black short-haired cat Porkipine, who celebrates her 8๏ธโƒฃth Birthday today! ๐Ÿˆ

๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿˆ
Christian 6'5 3/8" said on 5/Jun/20
@Nik
In all seriousness, what's your exact low height?
Nik said on 4/Jun/20
4:44!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 4/Jun/20
I was just texting Nik, telling him what a good girl Manelia had been today when she sat on my lap and farted! ๐Ÿ˜•

I told him that as well! ๐Ÿ˜ท
Nik Ashton said on 3/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 3/Jun/20
Well Nik, I'm four foot thirteen! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ‘
Nik Ashton said on 2/Jun/20
๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œIโ€™m 4โ€™19.2โ€!
Nik Ashton said on 1/Jun/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 1/Jun/20
๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik said on 1/Jun/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 1/Jun/20
๐Ÿ—ฃ โ€œIโ€™m 1โ€™55.5โ€โ€!
Christian 6'5 3/8" said on 31/May/20
@Nik
Are you closer to either 5'7.25" or 5'7 3/8" at your low? I know that .3" is mathematically closer to .25", but on better days (meaning more sedentary), you might be more 3/8". I can easily measure 6'5.3" or 6'5.25" on more active days.
Nik Ashton said on 30/May/20
๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿž ................๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’จ!...........!
Nik Ashton said on 30/May/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik said on 30/May/20
๐Ÿ—ฃ "I'm 2'43.3"! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nik said on 30/May/20
21:21!
Nik Ashton said on 30/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - This is a shame but so true. We can still admire bees from afar and itโ€™s nice to consider them all to be our pets and it will be so nice to see any member of the bee family whenever we are lucky enough to have the opportunity.
They are so vital and every inhabitant of our beautiful world will be so thankful for the brilliant job they do, they are very busy like you will have been when you were a Busy Bee for the PDSA charity. What an honour it is/was to be classed as a Busy Bee, for you, any children who are/were Busy Bees, and bees too of course! Junior members of the PDSA and bees will be called Busy Bees because they are so busy and dedicated in going about their business (Bizniz, bees knees!) and performing important and vital roles in the world, being part of the honey-making (there are several things more important than money making!) empire and helping vital charities are the most important things to accomplish on earth along with treating other people and animals as well as possible. Doing everything we can to protect the health and welfare of people and animals is also one of the key things to do in life too!

Earning badges and merits is and should be such a magical accomplishment for a child, they are rewards for achieving or learning vital things and no amount of money can buy the feeling of accomplishing worthwhile things.

๐ŸฅดD๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Œ! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘
Nik Ashton said on 29/May/20
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ!
Nik said on 29/May/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 29/May/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik Ashton said on 29/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - That is very true, we should all respect nature and it is important not to interfere with it. It is very important that we protect nature and that we do everything we can to enable it to flourish and prosper too.

๐ŸฅดD!
Nik Ashton said on 28/May/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 28/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - That is very true, she will light up any film or any off-screen setting! Zooey was born on the 17th January 1980! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘Œ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 27/May/20
@ Nik - She's a very beautiful girl, both in a out of this film! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
(Zooey Deschanel, with raven hair and blue eyes! ๐Ÿ˜˜)
Nik Ashton said on 26/May/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Nik Ashton said on 25/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - I have recorded 'The Happening' and I will watch it tomorrow, many thanks for that Sandy! I like the name Zooey!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 24/May/20
@ Nik - It would eventually kill the bee. You can't interfere with nature! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒž
Nik Ashton said on 24/May/20
๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 23/May/20
โญ Remember Nik, and to all who might be interested in an excellent film:

'The Happening', an M Night Shyamalan movie starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel, is showing on Monday, 25th May at 9 o'clock on the Sony Movie Channel.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 23/May/20
@ Nik - To keep a bee as a pet would make its life a misery because it's its job to be part of the honey-making empire, so we have to make do with bee souvenirs if we really adore and admire them! I was a Busy Bee when I was a child, and we were the junior members of the PDSA. (The People's Dispensary for Sick Animals). I had loads of badges of service and three certificates of merit!

Cheers Nik! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ๐ŸŒน XX
Nik Ashton said on 23/May/20
๐Ÿ‘…
๐Ÿฆ!
Blake said on 23/May/20
Rob, I know your not a psychiatrist, but would you have any idea what this problem Iโ€™m having is. I always have an issue when I try to really focus on what people are saying to me I literally comprehend nothing they say, as opposed to if Iโ€™m being spoken to while doing something Iโ€™m busy with like dicing some vegetables or under pressure like an interview then I can. The lockdown has also exacerbated these issues with processing things for me, as there sometimes isnโ€™t a lot to be busy with and around family all day in quite a small flat. I was just wondering if this is some sort of learning disability, as it has a negative impact on my functioning education wise and social wise at times. I know that I do read things wrong as well like I see some names on your site like geldof for gedolf and risdale for ridsdale those are the ones Iโ€™ve noticed recently. I know that my mum is dyslexic, but still did reasonably well at school and went to university. Could I be dyslexic? Sorry for rambling on, but if you have any knowledge on this sort of issue or could direct me to somewhere that does I would appreciate that. Thank you
Editor Rob
I'd speak to a Doctor at some point to see if they can help identify and offer advice. Or at least check out some of the NHS info on the kind of topics that may be related. From what you say, it seems like it might be could be some form of attention disorder.
Nik Ashton said on 22/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - So it should ๐Ÿ, keeping a pet ๐Ÿ would ๐Ÿ fun too! It would ๐Ÿ great to be called Beatrice Keeper and the name Barry Keeper ainโ€™t bad either!
Our world and all itโ€™s inhabitants need ๐Ÿs, Mark Wahlberg would make a great teacher too!
Nik Ashton said on 22/May/20
๐Ÿคช
๐Ÿฆ!
Nik Ashton said on 21/May/20
๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“ฉ!
Nik Ashton said on 20/May/20
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜!
Nik Ashton said on 20/May/20
๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฆ!
Nik Ashton said on 20/May/20
ยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟยฟ
Nik Ashton said on 20/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - You are very welcome, I am very pleased that Manelia Cowell had a very nice Birthday! It was a wonderful idea to bring some of Jimโ€™s fish (fiche!) back from Norfolk but it is a shame that Manelia didnโ€™t want it. However Iโ€™m glad that Erramius Cowell and Pixie Cowell ๐Ÿบed it down and I would have loved to have seen the looks on their faces when you gave it to them! I would have loved to have heard them too, that would have ๐Ÿn simply purr-fect!

Cheers Sandy!
Nik Ashton said on 20/May/20
@ MSJC - ๐Ÿ‘
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 20/May/20
@ Nik - Manelia Cowell had a very nice birthday, thank you very much! I brought some of Jim's fish back from Norfolk, but she didn't like it, and Erramius and Pixie ate it instead!
Cheers Nik! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 19/May/20
MSJC - Love ya! XXX
MSJC said on 18/May/20
Thought i'd put in this little cameo here to wish everyone good health in the current climate. As for yous truly i've been busy working in store as a key worker and am glad to say i am thus far uneffected :)
Nik Ashton said on 18/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Autoduff, autochuff, autostuff!
Nik Ashton said on 18/May/20
@ Sandy Cowell - Many thanks for the Birthday wishes you have sent to my mother! I also hope that Manelia Cowell had a great Birthday too!

Cheers from us both!
Nik Ashton said on 18/May/20
๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฆ!

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