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Miss Sandy Cowell said on 6/Jun/19
๐Ÿ˜ Correction Time! ๐Ÿ˜

That should have been Alexandra Daddario spelt DA and not DE. She is in three episodes of AHS 'Hotel', dressed as a 20's lady, which really suits her.

I would be chuffed if she appears in further Seasons.
Nik said on 6/Jun/19
โฌ…๏ธ Bristol


Bobby 5ft 10 said on 6/Jun/19
@Sandy Cowell

I try to remind myself that I am far too young to have this level of cynicism about the world and about life, but because my life has never been particularly prosperous, all attempts to reverse the process having been met with nothing, I have grown to, over time, to become cynical. It's not my appearance I have insecurities over, but I am insecure about my skills. It seems everyone else my own age is more successful than I am and I have to ask myself why, they aren't any smarter than I am, so what's holding me back? I suppose it is self-doubt and perhaps worse off than that, self-loathing. Earlier in the past two years, I thought I get a taste of religion, and while I am no longer an Atheist, I feel as though God is just letting us all hate and squander each other over our wealth. I'm just tired of all the corruption and the injustice. This isn't the world I thought I would grow up in when I was younger. I thought I would grow to be a part of a fair and just world, one that blessed effort with opportunity and reward for action. That is not the world I envisioned and I am left deeply disappointed. I would write more but I do not wish to burden you with my overthinking and my cynical thought. I do agree with you Sandy, but the problem is, I live in a nation that is not a community but a series of networks all relaying to the strongest signal. I am sure I have addressed this before, but societies were better back then simply because people had a sense of community, but people no longer have these ideas. Instead we are focusing on things that are meaningless over matters that require serious attention.

I am heartened to hear that you are enjoying American Horror Story, I may check out an episode or two for myself, but does the show have overarching plot, an endgame? Or is it merely an anthology of different stories? Yes, I did see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and found it to not be my cup of tea. When I was going through my horror slasher routine in my early teens, I had watched everything from Halloween and Friday the 13th to the underrated Child's Play series, but The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a trifle boring, in my opinion. I also found it ridiculous that she wound up joining the family business despite having zero indoctrination of it.

So, it seems the whole show is an anthology of different subject matter or themes. Do all the characters who appear know each other in any way? Is there a connection to them? I haven't found myself viewing any serious TV shows in a long time mostly because I haven't been able to find anything that interests me or can hold my attention for very long. I tried watching Planet of the Apes, there is a TV show based on the original series, but I couldn't find any working streams beyond the first episode. And yes, what's the connection between vampirism and erotica anyway? I find it rather odd.

I will try to take your words to heart but I fear the advantages of an enquiring mind are also spelled in their disadvantages of overthinking and over-analytical behaviour. Nevertheless, I still agree that life is precious but sometimes I need a fresh reminder telling me so.

All the best, Sandy.
Nik said on 6/Jun/19
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Miss Sandy Cowell said on 5/Jun/19
@ Bobby - Hi Bobby! The feelings of doubt you are experiencing go hand in hand with being young. It is absolutely normal to have insecurities about one's appearance and whether one's friends are genuine to us, and the older you get, the more confident you'll feel as regards to everything. You seem to be an overanalytical person and too hard on yourself. I was the same at your age, but it eased off in my thirties, and by the time I was in my forties, I realised that there is far more to life than worrying about what people think of you. I'm stopping there! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Oh, the pains of youth! Most people I know reckon they would sooner be a couple of decades older than be suffering from the hell of the self-doubt of being young. Then you get those who say that youth and looks are wasted on the young. Well, I'm not one of them. You need something going for you when you're in your prime because they are the times when you need all the confidence boosters that are available.

I am truly gripped on 'American Horror Story', and am on Season Five now, called 'Hotel'. I have reached the episode which stars Alexandra Deddario, so I thought I would pause it and write to you before she appears. She is instantly recognisable, with her raven hair and sapphire blue eyes - quite beautiful! I thought that her part in 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' was a trifle ridiculous; she couldn't be related to murderers like that, and she wasn't even brought up with them. Huh! I thought the ending was completely unreal. Still, I'm glad to see her starring in a programme worthy of her, and AHS really is mind-blowing.

Each Season covers a different subject matter. The first one is called 'Murder House', the second is 'Asylum', the third is 'Coven', the fourth 'Freak Show' and the fifth one is named 'Hotel', which is the one I am on at the moment. Today, Season Seven dropped through my letter box, entitled 'Cult', which has mixed reviews, but I shall make my own mind up about it. Season Six will probably arrive tomorrow, so that should keep my viewing needs catered for for yet a while. They are so good that I can see myself watching them again and again. The first four seasons star Jessica Lange, who was beautiful as a youngster, and has blossomed into a most attractive older woman. She exudes confidence, which is always so alluring. Having said that, so does Lady Gaga, who stars in Season Five. I expected her acting to be top class, and she is at least as good as I had hoped. Yes, this particular season is far and away the most erotic so far. It covers the subject of vampirism, which I can find a bit silly and repetitive, but this show has breathed new life into the topic, if you pardon the pun!

Something I really enjoy about being older is that your inhibitions lessen and you feel you can say and voice your opinions about how you feel and think. If I see an attractive woman, I bloody well say so, and the same obviously follows suit with males. I find all heights, colourings and personalities have something good about them. When in my twenties, I would never have been so bold, for fear of criticism. The same is so with the thoughts of others as regards myself. Life is far too short to wonder about what people think and say about one. Embrace your youth, Bobby, and your enquiring mind and live and learn. Life is so precious.

All the very best to you,

Sandy xxx ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Nik said on 5/Jun/19
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Nik said on 5/Jun/19
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Miss Sandy Cowell said on 4/Jun/19
@ Lee - I was hoping you might get back to me on this one! Thanks! Tonight my brother came out with, "I never thought I'd see the day when you wouldn't watch the Soaps!"

Well, I will see them, but at the weekend or in the morning. Right now, I can watch little else but 'American Horror Story', as I can't think of anything better, but I might watch the Keifer Sutherland movie 'Mirrors' on the Horror Channel tonight as I really rate that film. I have just seen the very moving scene between Dot and Bet where they put aside their differences and Bet tells Dot she would die for her. Isn't Sarah Paulson fantastic? So is Lily Rabe and the hilarious Angela Bassett. In fact, I like all the women in this, but some of the men are simply too evil to like, but I still appreciate them as actors and will look out for them in the future.

My Fifth Season arrived yesterday, 'Hotel', and I'm a bit disappointed that Jessica Lange isn't in it! However, we still have Sarah, Angela, the terrific Kathy Bates, Denis O'Hare and for the first time, I will be able to see Lady Gaga act. I hope Evan Peters is in it, as I have grown very fond of him too. Tomorrow, I should receive Seasons Six and Seven. You weren't wrong at all in saying I'd like it. I'm crazy about it! The acting and plotlines are out of this World; just to think, I thought I'd give the first one a whirl....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Thanks for recommending it to me!

Sandy xxx ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Nik said on 4/Jun/19
Nik said on 4/Jun/19
Peterboro' 3 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Nik said on 4/Jun/19
Nik said on 1/Jun/19
@ Sandy Cowell - ๐Ÿข๐Ÿธ๐ŸŽพ!

Wouldn't it just be an original take on "Spot the Ball"? The ball will be a pretty big 'un but the problem comes if the green ball is taken in a picture with green surroundings, ie the grass on a golf course! Also it may be difficult if there is more than one ball to spot!
Nik said on 1/Jun/19
โฌ…๏ธ Glasgow 18 (Miles!)

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Nik said on 1/Jun/19
โฌ…๏ธ Peterboro' 2


Bobby 5ft 10 said on 31/May/19
@Sandy Cowell

Most of my week has been a series of existential related events that have put strain on my mind. I was questioning who my friends were and whether I was even a good one myself. It's true there is always someone worse off than you but that does not diminish your own struggles or insecurities at all.

Yes, I am beginning to realize who my friends are as of late and which are not, so it's been a very philosophically draining week for me. I appreciate that nice comment Sandy, and I think you're quite the intelligent woman yourself. Well, I hope you are because I am beginning to doubt there is anyone wired the way that I am.

I have heard about American Horror Story and I seen that some episodes could be on the erotic side of things, sexually speaking. One of my celebrity crushes, Alexandra Daddario, was featured in one of the episodes. I don't quite know what the premise behind the show is though, is it similar to A Haunting? I used to watch that show way back when before it went on a suspended hiatus before coming back again with a Season 5 and I believe it is still ongoing.

I didn't know the overuse of exclamation marks could signal one's emphasis on laughing about their own jokes, but I scarcely use them myself as I see no need too. I wonder what the repeated use of periods to signal pauses in thought would mean however...

So, am I to understand that each season of American Horror Story stars a certain protagonist? It reminds me of the show, Stranger Things, a show which I had been meaning to watch myself.

Thanks Sandy, I will have to keep that in mind when I find myself in the mood for a philosophical discussion.

Nik Ashton said on 31/May/19
๐Ÿคช - Iโ€™m crazy and wild!
๐Ÿ˜ท - Iโ€™m a dentist!
Nik said on 30/May/19
โฌ…๏ธ Glasgow 15

Miss Sandy Cowell said on 29/May/19
But Bobby! You can always chat with me! I've had a bit of a crappy week myself. I had an accident on Monday, and have barely been able to move since. Blah, blah, blah.... there is always someone worse off than you! I say that to comfort myself....

If your friends can't be bothered with you then I don't think they're worth worrying about. You are a highly intelligent lad and I can listen to your chats incessantly. One day you will meet someone worthy of you, make no mistake about it.

Guess what I've been watching of late? I've been getting my teeth into 'American Horror Story' and I thoroughly recommend it. Littlelee told me about it, and I am extremely grateful. It covers everything that scares the excrement out of one. It has even given me nightmares, but that is all part and parcel of watching scary movies, I guess! I can really get into my frightening dreams, and sometimes when I wake up, I write poems about them.

Oh yes! I heard the other day that the overuse of exclamation marks is like laughing at your own jokes. Well, I didn't like that very much! I prefer to leave it up to the thoughts of the recipient as to what I am talking about, don't you?

I have a choice now of watching 'The Chase' or starting my Season Three of 'American Horror Story'! I think I'll choose the latter. It is called 'Coven', and it arrived today. Starring Jessica Lange at her very amusing best, I think there will be plenty of laughs to be had. She didn't get an award for this for nothing!

Cheers Bobby, and always remember - you can chat your heart out to me!

Sandy Cowell xxx ๐Ÿ˜‰
Nik said on 29/May/19

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Bobby 5ft 10 said on 27/May/19
I don't mean to bring anyone's spirits down but all my friends have officially ghosted me and all claim to be busy, which even if they are, and can't be bothered to have a meaningful and intellectual discussion with me anymore. So, is anyone else feeling like that in their personal lives? People you used to talk to are too busy to chat with you anymore? I don't know how much more I can take this kind of neglect. I've got social needs too, you know.
Nik Ashton said on 27/May/19
๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ”ฆ !
Nik said on 25/May/19
Nik said on 25/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Hey, this Aerosmith song sounds very interesting, thanks for telling me about it! I will listen to this song soon!

You introduced me to the amazing song "Yellow Brick Road" and it was on Radio Leeds recently at lunchtime one day, "Walking on Broken Glass" has been on Radio Leeds a few times in recent years!
Nik said on 25/May/19
Nik said on 24/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - On some occasions people can be unaware of whether they have broken wind, particularly if they have done it in their sleep! I am sure that some people actually sleep through their farts! It may well be possible that people dish out fartlets into the environment, fartlets is a word I have just made up and I refer to them as farts that are soundless and odourless! That's probably why many of us fart as many as 16 times a day, because some of them are fartlets!

It's great that the guy you befriended after Pip died really takes great pleasure in the fact that women fart! It's great that he was tickled pink when you once let a really good and loud 'un go, sometimes when a person laughs a lot others around them start laughing too and the whole thing gets out of hand and out of control! You saved the loudest one you had ever done for the right person, he must have thought all his Christmases had come at once! It's so funny that your friend said that but for the strong walls the building would have caved in after you did your loudest ever fart, ha ha! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!

It's so funny when someone's gruffs are likened to an explosion! You could describe a fart to be like 20 all rolled into one because of the fact that it is 20 times louder than normal but you could also describe a fart to be like 20 rolled into one because of all the different exotic smells that it provides, including an explosive and burning smell!

It's so interesting that you have been the proud owner of a fart cushion for some time, it seems like people in Brighton are up for a good laugh! I bet there were no straight faces about and there will have been plenty of chuckling by everyone who you showed your fart cushion to, it must be great to sample the atmosphere in this famous coastal city! I bet fart sprays would cause a good 'ole stir too! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!
Blake said on 22/May/19
Rob, I was just on YouTube looking at some clips of Howard sternโ€™s late show appearance and I think this might be big g in the background. Click Here
Editor Rob
Yeah it looks like he's still out and about getting autographs. It can be a very lucrative business!
Nik said on 21/May/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 21/May/19
โญ Nik - Hey, Aerosmith had a song including the words 'hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle....!'

Listen to it! It's great!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 21/May/19
๐ŸŒœ Hey diddly diddly,
The cat and the fiddly
The cow jumped over the moonie!

If this old Emmerdale episode gets anymore boring, then so will Iyee! ๐Ÿ˜›
Nik Ashton said on 20/May/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 18/May/19
@ Nik - Firstly, I am always aware when I have broken wind! If it happens in bed, I wake up! I'm sure that dates back to the times when I had to suppress them as much as I could, when I was with Pip!

The guy I befriended after Pip died was quite the opposite about women farting. The first time he heard me, after over one-and-a-half years of hanging out with him, he laughed so much that it caused me to break down laughing at him! Mind you, it was a good 'un, and he said that if the walls hadn't been so strong, the building would have caved in. It was, quite honestly, the loudest one I'd ever done; I hadn't eaten anything solid for over three days, and after a handful of peanuts, there was an almighty explosion. That was it though. You could say it was 20 all rolled into one, no exaggeration!

Yes, I am always the proud owner of a fart cushion. I bought a yellowy-blonde one when Jim and I were on a day trip to Brighton. Then I used it, and EVERYONE thought it was funny! Yes, they have a good sense of humour down in Brighton!

I hope your Mum had a very Happy Birthday and that you both have a thoroughly enjoyable weekend.

Cheers Nik,

Sandy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’จ xxx
Y07 said on 17/May/19
Hey Rob, what is Google's beef with your site?
Editor Rob
I'm not sure in what respect you mean.
Nik said on 17/May/19
๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŒ›!
Nik said on 17/May/19
๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ Happy Birthday Mum! ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ

I hope my Mum has a great day today and a prosperous year ahead!
Nik Ashton said on 16/May/19
๐Ÿฆ– - Good boy!
Nik said on 16/May/19
Nik Ashton said on 15/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - I know! Youโ€™d think he was a Subbuteo player, hey, heโ€™s green so youโ€™ve got better plans for him than to play up front for Inter Milan!

Heโ€™s my pet โ€˜saur, heโ€™s finger flickinโ€™ good!

Nik said on 13/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - I am not surprised that you would have hit the roof if your boyfriend had chased you round the room in order to actually fart ON you, it must have been bad enough having to endure him farting within very close proximity of you! If he had farted on you you would have kicked his @rse right down the road!
It is incredible that when you were 11 you saw Pip working in a sports ground, little did you know then that you were going to have a relationship with him ten years down the line, it's a small ๐ŸŒŽ!
It still amuses me that Pip thought that women shouldn't fart, your friend Sally had the right idea in storing up all her farts (ha ha!) for when she was with you and Pip! She must have saved 'em all up and stockpiled 'em all, what a funny thing to do! Hopefully it worked out like it does at a bank when you get interest on your savings!
You may not have farted in bed when you unleashed all those farts Pip's way but there is always something funny about someone farting under the covers, one thing is for sure and that is that farts don't half linger when they are done by someone in a bed! It is not funny for some of the people who are in one of those stinky pits! It is always worse if you get your head under the covers in a fart filled pit!
I'm not surprised you started counting your guffs when you were doing one after the other that day, you must have wished that you had just gone on and on and on delivering them!
No farts are floral smelling, it's just a matter of how bad each fart is! None of those 14 stinkers will have been floral smelling and none of Pip's will have ever been either, I do like it that you likened your farts to a conglomeration of dead rats!
Pip surely can't have been bothered about your escapades, I mean him and his Mum must have been joking about things like this for many years so pretending he was annoyed with you must have been part of the pleasure for him, goodness knows how he managed to stay like this: - ๐Ÿ˜, or like diss: - โ˜น๏ธ! Inside he must have found it difficult not to be like diss: - ๐Ÿ˜, ๐Ÿ˜„, or our good friend ๐Ÿ˜‚!
It's great that Pip's Mum used to get great pleasure from fart cushions, the mind boggles as there are so many commodities on offer to fuel and satisfy our interest in the great subject of farting, it must be an expanding industry! - A rising and rich industry!
Yes, it would be interesting to know how researchers have found out that the average person breaks wind 14-16 times a day, I do find it funnier to think that it is actually a whopping 16 though! I mean for a start people often lie when filling in personal questionnaires plus we will not always be aware of whether we have broken wind or not, particularly in the night when we are asleep! How can we tally up our sleeping farts?
You are so right in that the amount of times people break wind each day will vary from person to person, it is funny that people may be mega prudish and only do the deed twice a day, and it is also funny that people could break wind 60 times per day! 60 farts a day is a monster amount and a farter of this magnitude is in a different league to someone who does it 16 times a day, and that is a lot! It's fair to say that if you are doing it 60 times a day you are well and truly a farting machine, a farter extraordinaire! You may be in contention for a place in the Guiness Book of Records! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Have a great day!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 12/May/19
@ Nik - That poor dinosaur looks as though he's about to be flicked! I had better plans for him; he's green! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 12/May/19
@ Nik - No, I don't think I'd use brown things, when I think about what's on offer.... ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŽพ

Screw that! My bat wouldn't like it either! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Nik said on 12/May/19
Nik said on 11/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - You wouldn't want to be lying there on a couch for some time while you were being treated by a dentist (dentiste!) who stinks from his/her mouth!

I remember when dentists all suddenly started looking like so: - ๐Ÿ˜ท! Just as well because when people are being treated by a dentist they can't cover their mouth like so: - ๐Ÿ˜ท!

I too once had a dentist with halitosis! ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท - This lot are dentists!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 11/May/19
@ Nik - Yes, these two like tennis:

The journalists take pictures of their tennis games for a new and original take on 'Spot the Ball'!
Nik Ashton said on 9/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell

๐Ÿฅฆ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ - Look at Walt trying to give the broccoli a good thrashing! He prefers to put his favourite green jumper on but itโ€™s in the wash! ๐Ÿงผ!

What about brown โ€˜uns? โ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ!
Nik said on 9/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿข๐ŸŠ๐Ÿธ

Anyone for tennis?
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 8/May/19
@ Nik and everybody else!

I had only been with Pip for four months when he chased me round the flat farting AT me rather than ON me! Had he farted ON me, I would have kicked his @rse into the middle of next week! I had known him well for over four years before I got together with him. I always worried about him because he was stupidly self-destructive, but he was sad for good reason. He was 8 years and 20 days older than me. When I was 11 and 12, I used to see him working in the sports ground where ours and other schools played sports. He looked a bit like a lovable garden gnome to me back then. Then I met him properly when I was 21.

It took a whole year before I got my own back on him for causing me to have to stay on the balcony in a snowstorm. He really and truly didn't think women should let rip! I told my friend Sally, so henceforth, she went out of her way to bring plenty with her when she came knocking! After over a year and plenty of encouragement from our friends, I still hadn't braved risking upsetting his principles, but then one night, when I had a dreadful stomach ache, I retired to bed early for obvious reasons. I don't fart in bed, thank you very much, so I pulled the covers down and released them into the room. Of course I counted them! After 14, I thought, "Oh, for crying out loud, when will this racket stop?"

It was at that moment that the boyfriend walked in and hit the roof, as described in my last tale. He opened the window and acted as though his guffs were floral-smelling. Trust me, they were like rotten eggs that day, which is hardly surprising considering what he'd eaten! I told him a few days later, "I don't know why you likened my farts to pea soup. My brother's were like peas when he was a kid. Mine were more like a conglomeration of dead rats!"

I only had to drop (excuse my choice of words!) that incident into our conversation for weeks to come, and he'd go into one - big time! I know it was just an act though because he found the subject utterly hilarious. He took after his Mum in that respect. Although in her 60's, she was still mucking about with fart cushions!

Finally, I'd like to know where the surveyors came up with the statistics that Joe Average breaks wind 14-16 times a day. How did they come up with that then? Did they go round the streets interviewing people? Can you just imagine the different reactions? What a gas it is, just thinking about it....

It's stark staring obvious it's going to vary enormously from person to person, and on what that individual chooses to eat. If I had to hazard a gas, oh I mean a guess, I'd say that it's anything from a couple to 60! Who knows? What are they going to do next in the name of scientific advancement? Build 'Flatulence Research Clinics'? Does anyone even give a ๐Ÿ’ฉ? Do you? Did Hitler? No, but he did drop his guts - in public so I've heard! I believe it - the bloke was a vegetarian! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Have a nice day!
Nik Ashton said on 8/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿข๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽพ!

๐Ÿฅฆ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ - Look at Walt trying to give the broccoli a good thrashing! He prefers to put his favourite green jumper on but itโ€™s in the wash! ๐Ÿงผ!

What about brown โ€˜uns? โ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ!
Nik said on 7/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - It's just typical that your boyfriend went on a farting spree when your only escape from his escapades involved experiencing arctic like weather conditions on the balcony of a London flat. Of course his farts would linger inside the flat, you must have gone back in umpteen times only to find that the stale and stinky air just wouldn't disperse! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜! Those fart atoms just simply wouldn't do one and leave each other behind and go their separate ways, each to pastures new and far away!
It's incredible that your boyfriend didn't believe that women should fart, for women not to fart a hell of a lot of will power would have to be shown by womankind to suppress their animal instincts without involuntarily letting the odd one go! Seriously, all humans do it as it's part of being an animal or a mammal, there is nothing wrong with this at all!
It's all right Alan (๐Ÿ˜‚!) stirring the ๐Ÿ’ฉ up by trying to get you to fart on your boyfriend, he could just enjoy himself in the background laughing like a hyena while you took all the flack and your boyfriend took all your farts!
I must admit that the thought of some one chasing someone else round the room and farting right on them on multiple occasions is a funny one! You let rip 14 times that day, goodness that is nearly a days worth of farts in a very short period of time, two more and you could have got a magical 16 in!
It looked like Pip didn't like a taste of his own medicine, I mean who would like a taste of this particular medicine? I bet after stepping out amongst the polar bears earlier you were as well prepared as possible to cope with the freezing cold Brut deodorant spray! Oooooh aghhh!

The End!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 7/May/19
@ Nik - Before it was a standing rule that dentists covered their mouths, we had a dentist working for a while when we were kids. My brother referred to her as 'The dentist who stank from her mouth!'

It was true actually. She did, but someone must have put in a complaint because one Summer's evening during our visit, she was covering her mouth like so:- ๐Ÿ˜ท

It was far easier to breathe when we saw her in future! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Nik said on 6/May/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 6/May/19
@ Nik - They wouldn't appreciate playing by MY rules! I use a different type of ball. It doesn't matter what it is, just so long as it's green!

Nik said on 5/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - It seems like you were in need of a gas mask or the sort of thing that dentists sometimes put over their mouths! ๐Ÿ˜ท! - This fella is a dentist!
Nik said on 5/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Hector's brother Victor is coming along too, they both love golf and often play with Walt and his brother Murray!

Nik said on 5/May/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 4/May/19
@ Nik - No, they were all equally as rank as each other. I tried my hardest not to breathe them in, but it was impossible! A gas mask for a situation like this would have been ideal. ๐Ÿ˜ท
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 3/May/19
@ Nik - You can ask Hector the stupid green tortoise to come down to see me for a game of golf. Tell him he doesn't need to bring a ball. I'll already have one....
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 3/May/19
Hi Nik!

I sincerely believe that one's body tells us what it needs. I have been craving marmite lately something frightful, so I imagine I need B vitamins. I have never liked eating meat because when I was a small child and found out that the answer to my question as to why our food was named after animals, ie chicken, lamb and fish, and I heard that that's because that's what they actually are, I was completely disgusted! I was a picky eater before then, but afterwards, I was even worse. When the parents of my friends knew who was coming to tea, they'd think, "Oh, it's the fussy one! What can we feed her?"

Sometimes I'm surprised that I grew up at all, but my Mum fortunately got me into drinking Nesquick, which of course, is made up with protein-loaded milk.

Fruit and vegetables have never repulsed me, thankfully.

A bit of everything does you good!

Nik said on 3/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Did the farts keep getting worse and worse in time or did they just become more varied, or both?
Nik said on 2/May/19
@ James B - We all let the odd one go though, it's involuntary! Try as someone might they will always lower their guard sometime! Also anyone who has pets will certainly be no stranger to the smell of farts!

Not many people like the smell of farts but there will always be a few people who enjoy them, however the whole topic of flatulance is a funny one!


Nik said on 2/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - We should all stop and think about what we are eating and for many different reasons.
You had a very nice treat when you ate three Babybel Lights, dunked in Marmite! This was a double treat so hopefully you will continue having them in the future!
There are so many potential food choices for us, what about Cod in butter sauce? Another good idea is to snack on salads and soup is a good option too, the types of soup I have most are tomato and vegetable! Also certain cereals are nice and they can be eaten at any time of day! With all these options there is plenty of food for thought!
The dream you had about the nuclear bomb going off is really awful, I have woken up a few times relieved that my horrible dreams had not come true. In recent times I have dreamt about being enclosed by a spreading fire. It would be grand if we could control our own dreams!

Miss Sandy Cowell said on 2/May/19
@ Nik - Each occasion was a new gross-you-out fart. What a swine! ๐Ÿท
'Annonymous' said on 2/May/19
Hi Rob! This morning, my username and e-mail have disappeared and I had to re-enter them. What happened?
Editor Rob
Every couple of months you would have to reenter your details.
Nik said on 1/May/19
Nik said on 1/May/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Meet Hector the tortoise (๐Ÿข!)!

I like playing golf with Walter (Walt!) unless of course it is **ss*** it down, if the 'eavens open up Walt packs up and we go home but not before he gets **ss** in the clubhouse!

Miss Sandy Cowell said on 1/May/19
@ James B - Ha ha ha! I read your comment and laughed until I ached! I don't think that anyone can actually warm to the smell of farts! That's what makes them so funny. I've known whole pubs who've been evacuated because of someone's farts! Now that is hilarious.

Nobody likes to date a fart-@rse, but sometimes, the odd one is bound to get away. It's part and parcel of being a mammal!

Cheers James! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’จ...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ค
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 1/May/19
@ Nik - Smellivision for my household? No thanks - not with what I tend to opt for! Imagine watching 'Trainspotting' on such a TV? Poo - no thanks!

Miss Sandy Cowell said on 1/May/19
Well, Nik, considering the weather was a snow storm, I didn't consider myself very fortunate at all! The only footwear I had then were plimsolls and strappy high heels, and these are hardly warm! Consequently, my feet were freezing as were my hands! I kept coming back in to see if the stench had lifted a bit, but no - those farts were real lingerers like I'd never known before or since.

A year later, I got him back. He was the sort of geezer who didn't believe women should fart. His friend Alan told me to forget his rules and fart at him, adding "...and make sure it stinks too!"

Alan was present the night of the 'event'! I was in bed with a stomach upset and I let rip fourteen times! Pip came in and shouted, "PHWOAR! It's like walking into a can of pea soup! I've got a stinking old woman......" and so on and so forth. I was 27, because
the previous event had taken part in 1987 - definitely.

He was parading up and down the hall, cursing and swearing! Alan was in hysterics, and I was doubling up with laughter! Then he (Pip, the boyfriend) braved the bedroom again, ripped down the bedclothes and sprayed my @rse with his freezing cold Brut deodorant spray! Oooooh! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

His final words, chewing his mouth trying to suppress the laughter, were: "Just as well I love you!"

The End ๐Ÿ˜
Nik said on 30/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - That is so very true, however in years to come we may be able to smell things that are on television! Well, that was nice of your then boyfriend! Did he fart on you while he was chasing you or were his clothes just full of his guffs!
You were so lucky to be able to escape onto the balcony, I wouldn't have wanted to go back in at all!

James Brett 172cm said on 30/Apr/19
Farts are a massive deal breaker for me when it comes too relationships.

I donโ€™t find farting funny at all and I canโ€™t stand the smell since I am very sensitive too it
Nik said on 30/Apr/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 30/Apr/19
@ Nik - Re: That stupid green tortoise:

๐ŸŒ๏ธ๐Ÿข...๐Ÿข๐Ÿƒ...๐Ÿข๐Ÿšฟ...I feel like having a game of golf with him! I prefer brown ones!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 30/Apr/19
@ Nik - Well, Nik, stinking farts IMHO are best done on TV! In the Winter of '87 or '88, my boyfriend had eaten omelettes out of rotten duck eggs. His guffs were UNBEARABLE and he laughingly chased me round the flat breaking his lousy, putrid gas at me and my language was unprintable. I ended up sitting on the balcony in my hat, coat and scarf - in a snow storm. It wasn't 'safe' to go back in for an hour.

I took his remaining duck eggs back to the shop for a refund. ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ–•

Yes, I prefer to see them causing a commotion on TV! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“บ
Nik Ashton said on 28/Apr/19
Nik Ashton said on 28/Apr/19
Nik said on 27/Apr/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 27/Apr/19
@ Nik - Yes, I agree! I have a very dairy-based diet because I don't like the thought meat-eating. Last time I went to bed, it was after three Babybel Lights, dunked in Marmite. They weren't exactly light on my stomach though! I dreamt of a nuclear bomb going off! What an awful dream, and one I don't wish to endure again!


Cheers Nik to you and Mum!

Sandy xxx ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Nik said on 26/Apr/19
Nik said on 26/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - I know what you mean but sometimes smelly farts are very likeable and funny too! Charlie's trumps certainly sound like ones that you would want to listen to though!i

I wonder what percentage of farts are silent and odourless.

It would be interesting to know how tall Charlie would have become if he had eaten more!
Nik Ashton said on 26/Apr/19
Sean 6 foot 1 said on 26/Apr/19
Rob , you see Iโ€™m 6 foot 1 and Iโ€™m tons of fun and I dress to a tee. You see I got my clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž Rappers Delight.
Nik Ashton said on 25/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Yes, having a varied and balanced diet is advisable. Obviously a fair proportion of a persons diet should ideally be made up of healthy food too.

Rasburi? Bluburi?

Cheers Sandy!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 25/Apr/19
@ Nik - His farts didn't stink at all because he hardly ate anything! It's amazing he ever grew to 5ft10 - but he did!

My boyfriend at the time was jealous because I laughed more at Charlie's farts than I did at his. His were boring and high-pitched AND they stank! I likened them to the squeak of Donald Duck. Charlie's, on the other hand, were deep, trumpeting, odourless ones. What's not to like? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 25/Apr/19
@ Bobby - No, it wasn't on vibrate at all. The writing just started quivering, which I found about as creepy an incident as I've seen. My Dad turned the vibrate mechanism off.

He might be leaving hospital soon, which he's over the moon about.

Cheers Bobby! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 25/Apr/19
@ Nik - Yes, I know! I have seen Jim at 'work!' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nik said on 24/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Isn't it just an entertainment site! That's why I am still commenting at 2:26 am!
Nik said on 24/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Perhaps Charlie knew he was a smelly welly when he farted!
Zineddine said on 24/Apr/19
Click Here

watch this video rob .. its so funny especailly the ending ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Editor Rob
I've never used or will use any of those devices, although they are getting better at recognising different accents, they will struggle with a lot of pronunciations still.
thejeanli said on 24/Apr/19
why Sookie pass away ๐Ÿ˜ญ......
I wanna cry

she(he) is pretty and cute ๐ŸŒน
Editor Rob
Yeah she was a fun cat, here is a clip from years back I forgot I had of me asking her who wears elevators Click Here.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 24/Apr/19
@ Nik - RaspBERI? That reminds me of the illness beri beri, which is a condition caused by lack of thiamine, or Vitamin B1, in the diet. At worst, it can bring about heart failure. Nasty stuff, so enjoy a varied and balanced diet!

Cheers Nik! ๐Ÿ˜ xxx
Nik said on 24/Apr/19
Nik said on 24/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - It's not just pedestrians who are funny with drivers, drivers can be funny too! I have seen drivers bang their steering wheels or the dashboard in frustration at other road users or perhaps the ๐Ÿšฆ! Also they sometimes sound their horns or start the engine revving!
Nik Ashton said on 23/Apr/19
๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ! ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ…!
Nik Ashton said on 23/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Rasberi?


Bobby 5'10 (178) said on 23/Apr/19
@Sandy Cowell

It sounds like your phone was set on vibrate and you received a text message. Or was that incident completely isolated from a text message at the time it began quivering?
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 23/Apr/19
@ Nik - Charlie embarrassed about farting? You must be joking!
Nik said on 23/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - You bet it was funny, one of the reasons this was funny is because many people will have seen it as an excuse to cross over from one side of the road to the other and all for the price of a ๐Ÿ–•! This bloke was bang out of order, if he had to do what he did why didn't he just step out and slow the traffic down and why didn't he cut out the unnecessaries (๐Ÿ–•!)? Still it will have been very funny!

Perhaps this man was very embarrassed about breaking wind in public so he felt the need to repeat "Pardon me!" about ten times in succession because saying it once wouldn't have come close to expressing his embarrassment, he probably wanted to get his apologies over with quickly too! I bet he said his ten or so "Pardon me's" in a matter of seconds! (๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!)This must have been VERY funny too! Your boyfriends comment to him was very funny too! (๐Ÿšฝ!)

Nik Ashton said on 23/Apr/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 23/Apr/19

But it's an entertainment site!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 23/Apr/19
@ Nik - ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

How do you spell raspberry? ๐Ÿ˜
Nik said on 22/Apr/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 22/Apr/19
@ Bobby - You know those nightmarish stories from Mr Nightmare and such like? Well, the other day I was watching a particularly scary bunch of pictures of ghosts. The lower part of my phone started quivering! I won't be watching them again! ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Happy Easter Bobby! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ‘
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 22/Apr/19
@ 'Annonymous' - The same right back to you! Happy Easter! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 21/Apr/19
@ Nik - Re: ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘Œ

I knew a bloke, admittedly it's going back a bit, who stepped into the road and gave the driver who stopped the finger! Then loads of us crossed over. I thought he was bang out of order to do that, but it was still very funny as well!

He was the sort of person who broke wind in public and then said, "Pardon me!" about ten times in succession, very quickly! My boyfriend retorted, "There's a toilet out there for that sort of thing!" ๐Ÿšฝ
Nik Ashton said on 21/Apr/19
Nik Ashton said on 20/Apr/19
๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿคฌโ›”๏ธ! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚!
'Annonymous' said on 20/Apr/19
Happy Easter Rob and all users of this amazing website๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฃ! I hope you and Jenny will have a nice time together๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‰.
Nik Ashton said on 20/Apr/19
Nik said on 19/Apr/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 19/Apr/19
@ Nik - Neither did I know what a third brown eye was until someone showed his to my boyfriend and my rather shocked self one evening! I was 22 and had never heard the expression and neither had my 26-year-old boyfriend.

We were then treated to a demonstration as the high-pitched voiced innocent-looking Leslie umm... parted his cheeks for us!

We were both utterly speechless! After we'd said our goodbyes, and thankfully, he was on his way out anyway, we said to one another that we thought Leslie's display was disgusting! When you've seen one first hand, you won't need to ponder as to what a chocolate star fish is! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 19/Apr/19
@ Hey, MJKoP! How great it is to hear from you! Thanks for the lovely things you say and for sending in the pictures. I like guys with long hair; that goes right back to my mid-teens, when my taste in music was being moulded. Remember (well you hardly will!) but in the early/mid 70's, all the members of Queen had long hair. I think, subconsciously, even my Mum had a penchant for guys with big manes! She watched Freddie Mercury performing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and would say, "Hasn't he got a fantastic figure?"

I thought it quite funny that she called a man's physique his 'figure', but there you go - she did, right up until she passed away...

When Freddie re-emerged with his hair short, she wasn't so keen on watching him, and she never complained when I brought long-haired guys back to the house. She got used to it, even saying about one that she preferred him with long hair when he had his locks chopped off!

Come to think of it, the historian/archeologist that I am watching at the moment has similar hair to you - long (for a fellow) and black. I am watching his series on the Vikings and have just finished the first of three chapters. His name is Neil Oliver and he is a Scotsman. He claims to be 5ft11, but I can see around 5ft10; I thought I'd throw that in! He goes right back to Bronze Age Vikings and how they used to live and what they used to eat, and how they fought amongst each other. When the Romans invaded them, bringing with them the art of reading and Christianity, they slaughtered them. They worshipped Thor, the hammer-wielding god of thunder, lightning, fertility and strength, amongst many others. I think everyone knows how fearless they were, making them all the more dangerous. I have two chapters yet to see, and then I will return to the highly entertaining 'Crime and Punishment' series, with 'Blackadder' actor Tony Robinson.

With my Dad in hospital, I'm having difficulty concentrating on new films, but I did watch 'My Friend Dahmer', which is very good and shows the lengths to which the young Dahmer would go to at high school to gain popularity. It is even quite funny in parts. Then another film I was able to take in was one called 'Beast', a British film about a sick serial killer. He is befriended by a girl with a troubled past, and she protects his identity but then her sense of right over wrong prevails. To gain my attention while my Dad is in hospital speaks highly for these films.

Aha! Dad just texted me to say he feels better this morning. He had a fall while I was visiting him, in the early hours of the morning, when I couldn't supervise his walking. He suffers from vertigo and has recently had a pacemaker fitted. He's also just become a Granddad, which is ace!

I have the most wonderful sister-in-law, Tabitha, and she really looks after him. She sees him nearly every day, despite having a new baby, Ferdinand. (I live miles away). My brother Alex has just flown in from America to be with him on his Birthday, which is tomorrow. His quick actions in January saved my Dad's life; my Dad goes to America every Christmas.

So on this Good Friday, I'm going to check out what's watchable on TV, but I'll probably end up sticking with history again - and writing on Celebheights!

As always, great to chat with you Adam!

All the Very Best,

Sandy xxx
MJKoP said on 18/Apr/19
@Sandy Cowell - It's been far too long since we've chatted. I'm reading through your comments. You never fail to inspire and entertain! It means so much that you mentioned me below. Love talking with you...

I know you're a Queen fan. My girlfriend(and fiance-to-be...we're gonna be living together soon!) who does still photography(I'm much more of a video guy) took a bunch of amateurish shots of me the other day, at a beautiful chapel down in scenic(and historical!) Valley Forge PA.

One of the many poses I improvised ended up looking slightly familiar:
Click Here

I don't really look anything like Freddie(though I could probably pull off a decent cosplay with short hair and a mustache!):
Click Here
Nik said on 17/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Chocolate star fish sound very interesting indeed, I now know what they represent! B**t 'o**! It's incredible to think about a whole dictionary full of words and terms like this, many a happy hour will be spent by anyone swallowing "Roger's Profanisaurus"! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!

Reading about characters like "Roger Melly, the Man on the Telly" will have been great fun, extra interest will have been added when "Roger Melly, the Man on the Telly" was voiced by Peter Cook in his video with the help of Harry Enfield as his aide! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!
Imagine what fun will have been had over someone with the surname Melly if their first name ended in an "s"! ******s Melly!

"Johnny Fartpants" sounds so amusing, too true you don't need to tell me what he got up to! He has an amazing name, it would be incredible if he always wore the same pants! I wouldn't have done his laundry for him! I simply love his catchphrase, the word "commotion" really does hit the spot in helping to describe what was going on!๐ŸŽฏ! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!

My mind is in a whirl wondering about the names of some of the other characters from the Viz comic, it's fascinating that you used to climb up to the top shelf in order to reach it yourself! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!

Christmas annuals really are amazing, they usually contain a lot of pages and have all sorts of additional features! Your favourite annual makes for a wonderful present that you will look forward to very much and it adds a lot of extra fun to the festive period, if you build up a stockpile of your favourite Christmas annuals then you will have collectors items that you can look back on for years to come! It's great to build up a stockpile of annuals for as many years as possible, I used to get a football annual called Shoot for Christmas on many occasions when I was a kid! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!

All the very best,

Nik and his Mum!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 17/Apr/19
@ Nik - Some days, all I see is a load of ๐Ÿ’ฉ, so on such days, I am seeing out of my @! By the same token, my ears must be made of the same.... ๐Ÿค 

I think the second incident is more commonplace than the first. I have more control over what I look at!

Nik said on 16/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - ๐Ÿ‘
Nik said on 16/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - It did cross my mind that the third brown eye was someone's sweet backside! I must have three brown eyes then!

It has been known for many of us to talk out of our @rse on one or two occasions,(nowt wrong with that!) but seeing out of ones @rse?

Miss Sandy Cowell said on 16/Apr/19
@ Nik - Another funny term from Viz's 'Roger's Profanisaurus' is chocolate star fish! ๐Ÿซโญ๏ธ๐ŸŸ

Viz was a comic I used to read in the late 80's and 90's. My favourite characters were 'Roger Melly, the Man on the Telly', who was voiced by Peter Cook in his video, with the help of Harry Enfield as his aide, and 'Johnny Fartpants', and I don't think I need to explain what he got up to, but his catchphrase was 'There's always a commotion going on in his underpants.'

There were many other colourful characters whose names are a little too rude for a Website aimed at all ages. This magazine was strictly for over-18's and was sold on the top shelves in newsagents. Sometimes, I had to climb up in order to reach it myself! They also sold a must-have Christmas annual! I had LOADS!

Cheers Nik and your Mum too!
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ xxx
Blake said on 16/Apr/19
Rob, why do you think people from the site have contacted Glenn, just to piss him off? I know he was a bit of a tyrant on this site at times, but I feel bad for him now.
Editor Rob
I think it's unwise to message him and would advise against it, unless there's a genuine reason.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 16/Apr/19
Well, Nik, the third brown eye is actually something everyone has in common, and is a naughty term for one's @ hole! ๐Ÿ™Š
Nik Ashton said on 15/Apr/19
Nik said on 15/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - What the boys from "South Park" have said has tickled me very much, however could you please explain to me the reason why what they have said is so funny?

I hope you and your loved ones had as good a weekend as possible, a weekend spent watching soap omnibus repeats and films, and commenting on celebheights, sounds an interesting one.

Finally I must say that there is nowt wrong with giggling ones @rse (sweet backside!) off! In fact I recommend it!

All the best,

Nik and his Mum!

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚! ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ!
Nik said on 14/Apr/19
Nik said on 14/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - That's it then, forget the pig and forget the tigers, it's those wolves! It's enough to make the hair stand up on the back of yer neck!

Miss Sandy Cowell said on 13/Apr/19
@ Nik - The leaf-chomping suspects are definitely the local wolf community!

Nik said on 13/Apr/19
Look at these: ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 13/Apr/19
@ Nik - I have two of these, (๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ), but the boys on 'South Park' are under the impression that they have three, that is if their eyes are brown! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Young Kenny's description by Cartman was: hair - blond, eyes - brown (three of them!). Then he giggled his @rse off!

Cheers Nik and enjoy your weekend and your Mum too! For me it's a round of Soap omnibus repeats, films and commenting! Not that far removed from usual really! ๐Ÿคฃโ˜๏ธ (No! It's a cloud!)

Sandy xxx
Nik said on 12/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - I bet it's not, who are the suspects?

๐Ÿฝ? ๐Ÿฟ? ๐Ÿฆ? ๐Ÿบ?
Nik said on 12/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell -๐Ÿ…?
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 12/Apr/19
@ Rob - Thank you VERY much for your trouble! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
Nik said on 11/Apr/19
@ Nik

Re: ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿฉ!

That's a jolly big tennis ball! It's as big as the poodle!
Nik Ashton said on 11/Apr/19
๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‘Œ!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 11/Apr/19
Hey Rob!

I've been wondering lately how many comments I have sent in now. I believe the last time I asked was when I came out of hospital in February of last year, 2018. Thank you very much!
Editor Rob
I just checked and 7500, but remember at times sometimes I have cleaned up some comment pages and limit how far back ones like rob paul page goes, so I'd say it's probably more in 8000 range. That's a fair amount!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 11/Apr/19
@ Nik - Well, it isn't any of my lot! ๐Ÿ˜‰


They eat too well!
Nik said on 9/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - Here's a clue as to the culprit: ๐Ÿพ!
Nik said on 9/Apr/19
@ Sandy Cowell - I dunno who it was, it wasn't me! ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฟ!
Nik said on 8/Apr/19
The six faces: ๐Ÿ˜! ๐Ÿ˜ท! ๐Ÿ˜€! ๐Ÿ˜‚! ๐Ÿ™ƒ! ๐Ÿ˜…!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 8/Apr/19
@ Nik - Re: ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚ - These chaps: someone's been taking a bite out of the Autumn leaves!
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Blake said on 31/Mar/19
Rob, what would you say is your strongest type of intelligence and also your weakest?
Editor Rob
I would say more in the Mathematical area, rather than the linguistic.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 31/Mar/19
๐Ÿ˜ Correction Time!๐Ÿ˜›

In my comment from the 30th, that should have read 'the showing of a plane' instead of off, which wouldn't make any sense at all, would it children?
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 30/Mar/19
@ Nik - I wasn't in the actual audience! I was watching in the comfort of my own lounge!

Having said that, my Dad appeared on the TV show 'Blue Peter' taking part with some others in the showing off a plane, flying being his life-long hobby. Fortunately, it wasn't the one with the uninhibited elephant with the loose-bowels! But then, which elephant, or any other animal for that matter, gives a toss about 'that sort of thing'?
Nik Ashton said on 29/Mar/19
Nik said on 28/Mar/19
@ Sandy Cowell -


๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฉ! ๐Ÿ˜ท

You were so lucky, were you in the audience? None of the kids would ever forget this, neither would the intellephant smellyphant!

'Annonymous' said on 28/Mar/19
@Rob: I understand that you have a lot of work and many important things on my mind but I have one request. Please add to rock singers category people like Kid Rock, Bob Geldof and Billy Joel, and change the Gwen Stefani category from pop singers to rock singers because she is more rock singer than pop singer. I don't want to be annoying to you, but I hope it is not a problem for you.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 27/Mar/19
@ Nik - ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฉ! That's more like it! Once an elephant evacuated his bowels on a live showing of the kids' programme 'Blue Peter'! I was one of the privileged kids who saw it happen!

Nik Ashton said on 27/Mar/19
Nik Ashton said on 27/Mar/19
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 26/Mar/19
@ Bobby - Hey, I can honestly say that the trilogy I've just seen is the most enjoyable, exciting and fascinating trio of films I have ever seen in my life. They are the sort of film that you can see over and over again and still pick up interesting facts. They have triggered a new interest for me too, and that's the Italian Renaissance and how the people who painted so easily met with the disapproval of the Church for expressing themselves on canvas. Yes, all three films are based on books written by the author Dan Brown and it's not impossible that he writes yet another one to follow on from 'Inferno', the third one.

Nigel Farage isn't an actor - he's a politician, and I spoke to him because I went to the same school as his younger brother. He immediately said the name of the school and asked me my name. He was really friendly and nice. I don't know whether I'd have the guts to go up to an actor, but he was easy to talk to because we had the school in common.

I was wearing high-heeled boots, but he was still quite a bit taller than me. He wasn't quite as tall as my 5ft9 boyfriend, who found the whole thing thoroughly amusing, but he was close.

I have a DVD by 'Blackadder' actor/historian Tony Robinson called 'The Real Da Vinci Code'. He has a wonderful way of imparting his knowledge on in a way that anyone can understand.
I look forward to seeing that.

I bet you're looking forward to the Summer break! Are you planning on going away? I couldn't do so for more than a few days because I'd miss my cats too much. I will be travelling over to my Dad's either tomorrow or the next day and I'll be able to see my little nephew again.

Have a great week and enjoy your studies,

All the very best to you,

Sandy xxx ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“€๐Ÿ“€๐Ÿ“€
Bobby 5'10 (178cm) said on 26/Mar/19
@Sandy Cowell

I'm doing quite well, Sandy. I'm looking forward to the summer break. Oh neat, so you saw the movie? I think there's a book for it which the movie was based off of.

What kind of actor is Nigel Farage? B-list or A-list? I've never heard of him. I've never met anyone famous before and there are several I'd like to meet, and before Stan Lee tragically died I wanted to meet him, but most of the famous I wanna meet are female celebrities, but if I could take a time machine back in time, I think I'd have some interesting conversations with Sokrates.

Haha, well, all I did was offer the fuel, but it was you ignited it.

Cheers Sandy ๐Ÿ˜Š
Nik Ashton said on 26/Mar/19
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Miss Sandy Cowell said on 24/Mar/19
Hey, Bobby! How are you? I just wanted to let you know that I have just finished 'Angels and Demons', and for signs and interesting artists from the Italian Renaissance, this is THE FILM TO SEE. I had a rather long break between the seeing of the first and second halves and I am eager to see it again. First I shall be watching 'Inferno' though, part 3. Then I have my Tony Robinson DVD to watch, entitled 'The Real Da Vinci Code'.

I hope you've had a great weekend. I have, even meeting Nigel Farage popping into a garage to pay for his petrol. I went up to him to say hello!

Enjoy your week ahead Bobby. I'll write in depth about what I've learnt from these films when I've finished 'Inferno'. Remember - it's you who got me interested and now I'm hooked!

Cheers Bobby!

Sandy xxx ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
Nik said on 24/Mar/19
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Nik Ashton said on 24/Mar/19
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ‘ˆ! ๐Ÿคช!
'Annonymous' said on 24/Mar/19
Rob, there is something that worries me, I'm sure you have heard about ACTA 2. I'm against this because it can very much reduce the internet (if the European Union introduces it). Rob, is there a risk that introducing ACTA 2 could somehow hinder the use of your website? What do you think about ACTA 2?
Editor Rob
The EU and it's copyright directives are a big concern for webmasters, even youtubers too (those from EU) should be concerned.

I'm not sure how the effect will be within the UK when (if) we leave the EU (and how hard/soft we leave it).
Nik Ashton said on 23/Mar/19
๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘Œ!
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