How tall is Susan Calman

Susan Calman's Height

4ft 9 (144.8 cm)

British comedian and TV presenter. She once joked on twitter "when you're 4'11" all shorts are trousers".
As a shorter lady, I say I’m short, I’m 4ft 10”, I have a suspicion I’m shorter than that, Sofie, I think I’m even lying about that...I have this suspicion I’m actually like 4 ft 9”

How tall is Susan Calman
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Add a Comment21 comments

Average Guess (17 Votes)
4ft 9.87in (147cm)
Andrew 120 said on 14/Jul/22
Hi Rob! How tall do you think Humphrey Ker could be? He looked about half an inch shorter than Greg Davies. He himself stated 6'7 and a bit. My guess he is about 201cm, solid 6'7. Here is a photo with Susan https://
Thanks for the answer
Editor Rob
At a physical, he maybe did get that measurement.
Comentarista said on 18/Jun/22
ChaosControl1 said on 27/Jan/22
If such a category existed would she be on the list of shortest women?
Editor Rob
She might be the upper limit of the category.
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 26/Jan/22
Susan's Cat of the Day for the 10th of January this year was a cat called Smudge; the proud owner of the all-black cuddlesome cutie is one Andy Seaton, and who can blame him for submitting a picture of his shiny, handsome pet?


Susan can have 4ft10.

Happy New Year to you, Susan! XXX 🐱
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 2/Oct/21
I've just come across Susan's CatOfTheDay on Twitter and he's a big juicy blue one called Billie. He is owned by a lady called Ruth_Sterk.

I very much doubt that Susan has changed her height in 11 days, so 4ft10 it is!
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 21/Sep/21
I just came across one of Susan's Tweets, so I went along to investigate. I was amused and delighted that Susan has a 'CatOfTheDay' feature on Twitter, wherein her fans submit photos of their feline friends. Today's CatOfTheDay is a big, fluffy gingery one, called Barney, and he is owned by SarahWinkle1.

What a lovely way to cheer people up. Nice one, Susan!

4ft10. 🤗🐈😸👌💐
Nik said on 20/Sep/20
Look at this:

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Miss Sandy Cowell said on 18/Sep/20
Sorry folks! I should have mentioned the time is 8 o'clock, but if you miss it, you can catch it in 5+1. 😃
Miss Sandy Cowell said on 18/Sep/20
Susan can be seen on telly tonight on Channel 5, conducting a tour of famous Scottish sites.

4ft10 😁🐈
Nik said on 29/Jun/20
I would love her to compare heights with my Mum!
Nik said on 20/Nov/17
4'9" - 4'10" is a good fit for Susan! I am watching her on telly now, stood up!
Nik said on 20/Jun/17
@ Sandy Cowell @ Rob

Have a gang of poodles!

Sandy Cowell said on 20/Jun/17
Yes, indeed animals do have a habit of noticing things on TV! With little ginger Felinia, however, it is only animals - particularly miaowing cats!

No I hadn't heard of Susan, but when I just saw her on the cat clip show, she did ring a bell! I must have seen her on them before! She looked better on TV than in the photo though, I must say! Younger and with a good complexion! You can't really see that in the picture here! Oh, and I have never heard her take the pee out of her height, and I didn't recollect her name.

Finally, I eked out the punishment to my brother because he told our lodger my middle name in order to wind me up because he knew I hated it! It was about 6 in the evening and we were about to eat our dinner.

It was just a lucky shot, I guess! One which I wasn't allowed to forget about for years!

👨🍄 👟😝

Nik said on 19/Jun/17
@ Sandy Cowell @ Rob

Animals have a habit of being intrigued by what's on the television!

Didn't you know of her before she got a page on here? I have found out about quite a few celebrities that I had not heard of before joining celebheights!

I don't fancy being kicked by a woman either for that matter! It sounds like you had the ultimate punishment that could be meated out to a kid, especially if it was about 4' o clock in the afternoon as well! What on earth made you do it? Ha ha!

Susan Calman: "I'm 6 foot. They had a huge special effects budget and spent it on making me look short".
Sandy Cowell said on 17/Jun/17
@ Nik - I am watching one of those funny cat video clip collections on Channel 5, and, as usual, Felinia is glued to the TV, her little ginger head darting all over the TV screen!
Also, I have just seen Susan Calman as one of the celebrities contributing to the comments! I did indeed recognize her - which is more than I can say when she first appeared on the site!
It's a good thing that you have never been kicked by a woman! Neither have I! But I did kick my brother in the *alls when I was 7 - and I got a spanking and sent to bed with no dinner, not a single crumb! I guess it served me right! 👨 👟 👧 🙊
Nik said on 9/Jun/17
@ Sandy Cowell

I have never been kicked by a woman so I would have no idea myself!
Women must be able to get a lot of meat behind their kicks, sharp toe nails and finger nails will come in useful too against an evil person!

She can have a few more cats, and a gang of poodles! - I think 6 is enough to call a gang, isn't it?

Sandy Cowell said on 8/Jun/17
@ Nik - Just a bit of general knowledge here: a woman's kick is not something to be sniffed at, even if she's small! Women have lower centres of gravity!
So there Susan! Don't undervalue the power of your kick!
Would you like a few more cats, Susan? OK then!

And shall I throw in a poodle for good measure, Nik? 🐩 Done!
Nik said on 7/Jun/17
@ Sandy Cowell @ Rob

Susan Calman on Twitter: "The height of the kick is just proportionate to my size. May not be high to someone else, but it's high to me."

She can have some cats, and a poodle!

littlesue said on 7/Jun/17
I would say she maybe just under 4ft 11 and rounds up, looks smaller as she a bit apple shaped and never wears heels
Sandy Cowell said on 6/Jun/17
@ Nik - There you go - she's made it!
I'm going to give her 4ft11 and a nice row of cats: 🐈😹😺😼😻😽😾🙀😸🐈!
Nik said on 6/Jun/17
Thanks for adding her Rob! I think what she said on Twitter is hilarious, it's clear that she is light hearted about her own height. I actually had a feeling that she was a little bit smaller than 4'11".
Editor Rob

"I am what I am and what I am is very short"

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